playa

 

hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpnPX5pUvg0&feature=related

 

we should call this thread "akward situations in the bathroom"

 

why?

 

my grandma was staying at my house for a couple days while her house was being fumigated.. i didnt know she was at my house the first day and i thought the house was empty

so after school i brought my girlfriend home and we went straight to my bedroom. i start fucking her and my grandma walks in to tell me to keep it down

 

Oh, thats just disgusting.

 

hahahah, hey there silver fox...

 

four of us were sitting on a bed watching a movie 2 guys, 2 girls. Some people just don't have any decency. I don't care if you think you're sneaking I know when some one is giving a hand job when they're RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Fucking-assholes.

 

theyre your friends^^^

 

shoulda joined in

 

id be so pissed if my homeboy was getting a handjob from my friend. fuck all that noise.

 

mind your wandering hands.

 

You should have bagged him and knocked the bitch in the face. No one disrespects Baron like that

 

ida started rubbin on the other girl. like... if she saw it too she was probably way turned on and was trying to do the same.

holllllllllla

 

Well a week later I started dating her friend, if thats a consolation.

But then that backfired when I found out that after a month or two of dating she cheated on me with her ex four times. And it waasn't like it was the heat of the moment or some bullshit, he lived two and a half hours away and lied to me about it to my face. So I yelled at her, got the closest to hitting a woman than I ever had before and broke it off... the day or two before Valentine's Day. She still gave me my gift, a mailbox full of Reese's, and I sure as hell gave her jack shit. Since then I haven't really been that too out going with girls because deep down they're all rotten vampires with vaginas.

But as a consulation she has cheated on the last 5-6 guys she has dated.

 

Ynot iitle biitle marshmallows w/ rat poison

 

Once again Wovey will say this, you walked into it yourself bruh...shes shallow enough too get her clit tickled with two other people on a bed...then shes shallow enough too get it pumped when shes with you

 

Different person, than the post before it. I don't think I walked into it knowingly.

 

Walking on the beach tonight I passed by some tent and I didn't hear anything so I peeked in, a couple having sex. I was like uhhhhhhh sorry and ran off.