Once, whilst I was exploring the south eastern ward of what was formally know as Constantinople I came across, and bedded an Armenian prostitute whose nose hairs put the girth of linguine to shame.
where them scene bitches at? i need to get me one....anyone have any pointers on picking up a scene vag?
me and my girl. im gonna get shit for this but idfc because it that fucking cute. somethin bout graff guys and emo girls lol.
that reminds me of a pic me n this emo psyco slut took but i had better shoes and she had nicer legs and better jeans and there wasnt a skateboard and i had darker jeans and the pic was of me and her faces ...see such simalarities its amazing dont you think?
haha this is where abor post pictures of his ex's and as for advice (this works for any girls not just scenesters) just lie. lie. those are the two scenest i was able to pull cabre think shes fat, i think cabre is fat.
I once bedded Amy Winehouse whilst visiting Cardiff for the summer solstice festival. We drank from a druids chalice and pranced around the maypole till dawn, we then retired to her quarters where we engaged in coitus.
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i love when you do this fetch me my mutton, naive, i am famished. you and i sir salvo, we will eat like lords on this fortnight.