Do you guys realize how fucking ridiculous cereal is? Why don't we just put like mango juice in there? why is milk so special? other than the fact that it's delicious in cereal
good one when you go to take a huge good shit and all you have to do is a big ass fart. i had my blackbook wit me and a ipod lol
i think you just answered your own question. some kid told me he ate cereal with rum before. seems kind of extreme.
my biggest pet peeve would have to be teases...you know when you get a chick whos all up on your dick n shit grinding n grabbin puting your hand on her tits and on her pussy ? but holy shit are you an idiot cos the only thing your leaving this party with is a fucking hard on and some leaked seimen in your boxers. oh and then she tells people your a fucking man whore wtf? so what bitch ...oh and they act all inocennt as shit'oh no id never swallow cum or even put a willy in my mouth' or 'no im not like that im a good girl' you know what? you will suck my dick and you will not enjoy it, i will fucking stuff it so far down your asophogus that by the time i come ill have to fling your limp dead oxygen deprived body off my shit.but before that i will fucking cock slap you till you have a black eye. fuck that shit
i know teases. just say that youll eat her out if she would suck your little john(or big willy).then when she's all done and ready dip out on her lol. this shuld work 110% of the time, have fun.
i have no problem eating pussy...infact i enjoy it and pride myself on my rug skills. its just the fucking straight never get shit out of em unless i use some sleeping pills or just hit her with a rock type chicks
when you're having a conversation and than someone made a joke... and called you a loser, for no reason.(not a problem. its a joke) and so you reply... "oh and guys wearing headbands are so cool" and than they freak out... "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING A DICK?" can i not make a fucking joke back? calm yourself fucking down
defenition of lazy college kids is lining bowls with plastic bags and eating out of it sooo oyu dont have to clean em. and my pet peeve is colouring over pencil that shits ERKS me
lmfao you just made my day, but for sure man now that i think about it thats goona be one of my top pet peeves, i fuckin hate when that shit happens.. another thing that pisses me off to is dancin with girls at the club..again same thing with the tease shit, next thing you know ms.hotpants boyfriend shows up all tryin to fight n shit, like fuck i can hold my own but im not really a fighter i just like to have a good time.. happened at least 5 fucking times already.. fuck bitches lol as far as cereal goes, all i know is if your stoned chocolate milk + Cinnamon toast crunch.. words cannot even explain
coffee. for the last two months ive ass pissed atleast once or twice after a few cups. i know i shit alot, but god damn...
i hacnt had coffee in a while i used to shit like a fucking bucket after coffee....now i just drink energy drinks
gotta limit yourself there little buddy, your organs havent fully developed yet. when you turn 18 youll prolly be able to handle it
People wo can't admit there wrong about anything, and if you prove them wrong they just keep making excuses.