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If I Were The President...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PeeInTheShower, May 16, 2009.

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  1. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    what's with this whack ass garbage text type bullshit




    fuckshitballs oner
     
  2. needpaint

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    if i were president id paint the white house black.
     
  3. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    if it was YOUR residence?


    but it's not, so chill.
     
  4. Lunchbox

    Lunchbox Senior Member

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    I'd make every goddamn PETA member listen to Shadows Fall for 3 weeks straight, 24/7.
     
  5. KireOne

    KireOne Senior Member

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    add a greenhouse addition to the whitehouse and fill it with the finest herb. Then id invite bill clinton over and burn one
     
  6. LIZARD

    LIZARD Senior Member

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    ill legilze meth:)
     
  7. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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    that would be torture no matter who you forced to listen to it.
     
  8. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    I'd also initiate a bill to stop eployee-discrimination based on appearance. We've been in the 21st century for a good while now, it's about fucking time employers are no longer able to turn you away because of how you look (by choice). They're even allowed to higher women. At least men with tattoos are actually as useful as men without them.

    A bill to hinder large companies from tying up court systems with teams of lawyers. I haven't worked this one out yet, but it's also damn well time YOUR happy ass stops getting arrested for spitting on the sidewalk because you make under 900k a year.

    Christianity; Keep it the fuck to yourself. Religious harassment will be taken seriously in the America of Rots. This falls under "Watch how you use that fucking freedom of speech" thing I mentioned on the first page.

    Small towns; You fucks are not helping anyone. Any town with a population of less than 10k needs to grow the fuck up. Most of these places are the oldest towns in the country. Either move your redneck asses to a bigger city, or start attracting some expanding busineses within two years after my inevitable "Failure to comply" notice.

    You seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? Yeah, that will happen.

    Abortion: Legal until the child is 18. That should give you enough time to figure out if they're going to be a productive member of society.
     
  9. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    this is literally impossible to do. noone can keep you from your opinions in your head. plus, a stoner fuck who has tattoos on his face comes and looks to be an accountant, and when he doesn't get the job he files for discrimination..? the employer can easily say "i didn't turn him away because he has tattoos, i turned him away because he's a useless stoner fuck."
     
  10. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    Turn him away for being a useless stoner fuck then. But not everyone with tats is a useless stoner fuck.
    I can't not higher a black guy because he's a useless, black, clearly-future-inmate.
     
  11. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    i understand that not every person with tattoos is a useless stoner fuck. i'm saying, how are you able to tell the difference for the said employer's reason for not hiring someone? how are you able to regulate someone's opinion on a man who walks into a job interview?
     
  12. EGO31

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    Thanks for not nuking scotland. Could you avoung Manchester? I just have a couple of family members there I like
    Wovere said that 18yo don't know what their doing (first page) Shut the fuck up, dick. Maybe in america, where you're still treated like a child, In Australia, you're an adult by that time, so everyone generally kows what their talking about.


    I would create an actual plan on greenhouse emissions.
    I would outlaw PETA and make Vegans wash more often.
    Lower penalty for graff. Not legalised, because then there's no rush.
    De criminalise certain drugs.
     
  13. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    You can't, but it's not a new trend. Any woman who doesn't get a job can file for discrimination and say the employer didn't higher her simply because she was a woman. Unless you have body alterations that can hinder or endanger you in the workplace, there's really no difference.
     
  14. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    that'd be such an easy fraudulent case... think about it. a guy with tattoos goes into a job interview, has a doctorate's degree in blah blah blee blee, but talks like a fucking idiot. they turn him down because he can't hold a coversation, so he goes and files for descrimination, and has all the degrees to prove he's capable, yet noone's recording the interview.
     
  15. Backalley Abortion Doctor

    Backalley Abortion Doctor Elite Member

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    Same shit happens all the time with gender and race. It's not new. I mean exactly what you just said, is exactly what happens, every day. Already.
     
  16. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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  17. BATER

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    i'd pass a law requiring all females to give head on the first date...and regardless how many times you go out on a date with a female it will always be considered the first date...no questions asked.
     
  18. Facedorateur

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    Dude, bomb Canada, but leave Quebec alone, its like the french version of scotland
     
  19. PeeInTheShower

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    why does everyone hate on canada? i really want to know. i think most people hate on canada just because other people do.
     
  20. Backalley Abortion Doctor

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    Canada is like the US's retarded brother.