HAHAHA
holy fuck..

 

I need to work on my puzzle thinking

 

Two of the teachers were pregnant?

 

Nooope.
and that still only makes 22 ...

 

& 2 fetuses..

 

some dude was carrying a dollar in quarters.

 

Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

 

What else am i supposed to say to "You're a towel"

so i happened to notice that my post count said 2,599

eye

 

An eye?

 

Vagrant, you suck

 

I GET IT......SAIDS... THIER WERE ONLY...... 2 4 heads.. get it.... It has something to do with foreheads....lol and lol at that pic

 

The first moderate one is a lot easier when you say the sequence out loud

 

1) the length of my penis
2) "Let me go or your family dies"
3) Mmmmm

 

These are simple ones i heard befor..
1)Whats Higher than God, but lower than the devil????

2)Their are 3 Doors....and 1 of the 3 doors is your way to freedom......Their are 2 computers in which one lies, and one tells the truth. And you can only ask 1 computer 1 question to get out of the room. What would you ask the computer and why and which computer would you choose?

3)Theirs a guy dead in the middle of a field with a closed package what happened to him.

 

Boy so SMAWWWWTT

 

1. I haven't solved yet.
2. You can choose the computer you want to ask the question? I would choose the computer that cannot lie and ask which door was the door that led to freedom.
3. Parachute didn't open.

 

i think you don't know which computer is which...

Proper. Duh...

 

But you don't know which computer is the lying one.

 

I terrible, didnt get one....not even the first easy ones proper put up...i got get better at these. Even though i suck its entertaining