how does a girl tell her new bf that her ex lives in the basement

 

Same here. I never answer any number not in my contacts.

 

word. sounds like a fail on your part, rots.

 

Walked into my dorm at 5 this morning. My roommate was passed out, some one was out on the futon and someone else was ko'd in my bed. I was so pissed that I just left and walked another 20 minutes in the rain to my friends dorm and passed out on the floor. No my back hurts.

 

i slept on the floor for three months when i got kick out bro. one night aint that bad.
youshouldve cuddled into bed with the guy to see if he'll get off. lol

 

whatever floats your boat man...
i always answer phone calls i don't know if they call twice.


FOTD: had my iPod on shuffle, and 4 songs in a row were just bands intros that were samples and horror noises. basically 3 minutes of just not music.

 

I talked to my girlfriend on the phone while watching porn on the comp.. I muted it so she couldnt hear. =D

FAIL.

 

You muted it instead of pausing it. Now thats a true man.

 

Yeah I can't decide if it's a fail or a win...

 

Both.

 

Yeah word. Either way it's a dick move.

 

One of my friends said "The first time I did it, I had never done it before."

 

I spent all day in my house today, drawing, and on the internet. I've eaten two meals today, because I was so lazy.

Epic fail.

 

my two meals

woke up and had my breakfast salad

then had a frozen pizza.

real gangstas eat frozen food.

 

word..

 

I dropped some ice cream on the floor.

 

Some1 give this nigguh a e-napkin..

 

i got 56% out of 100 on my rapport

 

theres a school dance..and im probably the only dumass that didn't go..