Ikea sells a desk that comes with a crank so you can adjust it to standing or sitting, depending on how bad your hemorrhoids and/or back are at any given time of the day

 

Ikea?

It sounds like a novel idea until your co-workers ridicule you into depression for being a peasant.

Just drink the Kool-Aid and buy a Vari Desk okay?


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Listen, I'll be straight. I don't use the things but I hear they're amazing.


I'm drunk on blue buck and wishing vegi would reply

<3

 

i see the commercial all the time. i dont think its justifiable spending that much $ on something so stupid

 

I've actually never seen the commercial haha... All the cool people I work with have one though. I don't want one and I sit at a glorified entrance hallway table someone decided they could pass off as a computer desk.


I'm gonna go eat a mcflurry now.

 

For real though where is Vegi?




You gotta bring me a koala fur jacket and some kangaroo meat dude

 

Sup

 

I was waiting for some company...



You want a burrito? I got mexican cola too...

 

What it do tho

 

there is currently poop on my dick

 

You should get that looked at by a doctor, sounds severe.

 

No sir, its not severe at all.U always need some mud for ur duck and i can wash shit off.Even if i let it sit and dry out,as i often do.
The soft skin toned odd shaped bumps are what really concerns me,I think its the hpv honestly.



.....true story.

Edit*
Why dead forum so dead?This place used to be bumping consistanly 08-09ish,whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppened?!?!?1

EDIT part duece**
Something to make up for the talk of possible std's and poop.

 

facebook and instagram happened

 

That's fuckery.

 

I'm still wondering why the gubmint took away my @totse

 

I'm still wondering wtf that is?
Enlighten me?
Can i smoke it?
Does it make u do ninja like backflips?
Is it a weapon of mass destruction?

 

May you approve the berns battle?

 

Why does my anus bern after ribcage gives me a drink at the bar?




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