Also: Two aliens are talking about humans: "What is their stage of development?" "They have nuclear missiles controlled by satellites." "Oh, pretty dangerous weapons. Could their intelligence mean a major threat for us?" "No, they have their missiles aimed at themselves.
In Germany they only sell seltzer water. You get wierd looks if you ask for normal water, and they just go fill it up at the sink. They still charge you for tap water too.
That shit scared me as a kid lol, that face some reason reminds of picaso last self portrait of himself.