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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. bojangles

    bojangles Senior Member

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    Hi, I make more money than you can spend...next flash your fat wallet..then your fat dick
     
  2. shalf

    shalf Senior Member

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    hey ya know im phycic and can guess peoples phone numbers lemme have a go at yours (sure ok) erm 07856416785 ...no oh well best gimme it then so i can revise

    or ...hey wanna drink
     
  3. bojangles

    bojangles Senior Member

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    . fancy a shag?
    . no
    . me neither (then rape the selfish bitch)
     
  4. ~$dead presidents$~

    ~$dead presidents$~ Elite Member

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    lets play pokemon i choose peekatchu lol:D
     
  5. dotone

    dotone Elite Member

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    just say hi.


    you cheesy bastards.
     
  6. unify260

    unify260 Senior Member

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    this isnt a beer belly its a fuel tank to a love machine....

    i love tht one
     
  7. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    heres two
    i earn 1million a year n have a 12 inch penis (note on this site no one makes over 250 a year probs)

    n
    :hey *she replies* oh look a gay midget *ooo where?* then u beat her over the head with a rock n take her home before dumpin her in a neighbors house or bush
     
  8. mas$

    mas$ Elite Member

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    hey this rag smell of chloroform? *stuff rag in face*
     
  9. cast LI

    cast LI Elite Member

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    nice shoes, wanna fuck?

    this is the best... go for the confusion strategy

    is that coat your jacket that's hanging up from the floor? BAM go in for the kill.
     
  10. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    or theyll pull out a badge beat with summin a few times n go ure under arrest

    *you could reply keep me handcuffed n ill be watever u want me to be baby;)*
     
  11. percoset fun

    percoset fun Senior Member

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    ya know , your eyes are the same color as my corvette.
     
  12. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    or your eyes are the same colour as my jet *turns out your jet is plastic made in china n 6 inches long*
     
  13. vampireboy65

    vampireboy65 Senior Member

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    (if u are in a line wating for somthing and u see a hot girl you say)is this line long or is it just my penis?
     
  14. Asshat

    Asshat Elite Member

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    I WANT THESE MOTHAFUCKING REDBULL DRINKING 14 YEAR OLDS OFF OF THIS MOTHAFUCKIN FORUM.
     
  15. Asshat

    Asshat Elite Member

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    Nero I didn't know they let the patients at Misericordia use the internet.
     
  16. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    im special so i get privlages (where the fuck is that place )((n u hate me dont you))
     
  17. G - Wahl

    G - Wahl Elite Member

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    would this still work if i dont have fat dick?
     
  18. mattFOO

    mattFOO Senior Member

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    your pants have cancer. take them off. quickly.
     
  19. JetBlack

    JetBlack Elite Member

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    Aight, your gonna need a big coat for this one.
    Walk into a party and find a cute chick thats by herself.

    You: Oh jeez, is that one of the brothers from the Brady Bunch?

    Some Bitch: Who, you mean the Peter?

    You: No, I think he was the middle one. Kinda ugly if truth be told....you know.

    Bitch: Uh....I dunno. Oh, wait yeah I think I know who your talking about. He was on a couple episodes of Fantasy Island and Loveboat.

    You: Yeah! Yeah your right...aww if I could only remember his name.

    B: Uh....Rob...Robert...Robert something.

    Y: Robert Reed! Fuck, that was it. Awww man that would have pissed me off all night if I couldnt remember that name....yeah but I think hes over there.

    B: (looking) Where I dont...

    BAM. Get her in the neck with a fuckin sedative needle and then wrap her around your waist and leave the party hastily.

    And thats it fellas. Diversionary tactic and a sedative needle.
     
  20. meetermaid

    meetermaid Elite Member

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    "are you the drummer?"
    "yeah."
    "oh i thought so, i heard the drummer was pretty cute."

    ugggh.