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I was just in the shower, bustin' little tags on the wall where the condensation is. I pick up my shampoo and start shaking it like a can of...
to add to this.
When someone texts you, and you call them back right away, but they don't answer you. Like, did they text you, then throw their...
You just do you, i'mma do me.
I hustle everyday
Plateau's are the highest form of flattery.
What'd the scarecrow win an emmy for?
Out standing in his field.
had a friend tell me this one. "What gear were you in when the accident...
that middle one is creepy as fuck.
it's funny because i usually don't know what the fuck they're saying.
people coming with you to the yard to paint freights. you suck. gtfo. paint...
My favorite is when the guy rolls the egg across the grill and calls it a Japanese Egg Roll. other than that, their jokes are all played out.
well worth the wait.
A+++++ would get sucked again.
when you're driving down the highway, and there's a billboard coming up you want to see, but there's a semi truck in the lane next to you, and it...
how'd you know you were going to run out of paint 11 letters into your shit?
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