Considering you'd probably end up doing the same thing in Jail, I'll take the hobo's bawlz. Fuck your great grandmother (alive or not) or let her piss in your mouth.
what the fuck is that haha fairy ball?(soccer teams) have all your leg hair ripped out at once or kicked in the balls
Can't I have both? I'll take the dick butty if I really must choose. Go to your parents house for dinner and whip off yer kex and shit on the table in front of them, then sit back down without offering an explaination, Or Share a couple of tabs of ecstacy with your dad and make a homosexual pass at him?
Oh man both would be ill, I'll take the first.... Have Macho man Randy Savage bust a nut in your yogurt, or have Chuck Norris gag you with his balls for thirty seconds
Chuck Norris's knackers (and let's hope the stopwatch is running slow). Pick undigested sweetcorn from human faeces and eat it Or Pick undigested kidney beans from human faeces and eat it?