i shove dog shit in peoples car door handles and watch them shove their fingers in it when they go to leave for work... true story

 

i hate when you can hear people chew, all that spit n shit..FUCK THAT

 

thats one of my biggest pet peeves ill stright get up and walk away from a dinner tble and eat outside

 

word up, same here, ill have a BLT daily. you ever tried that 5 second bacon? its not as good.. but its good for 5 seconds

 

yo gesus, me tooo. and whats bad is my dad chews like that SO bad...i cant go out anywhere with him, it sucks haha

 

i fucking hate talking with pasties. that clicking your tounge does off your cheeks

 

yeah dude.
i knew a girl who talked like that.
cant stand it.

 

at least i can blame the dank, she naturally click her tounge? tell her to back to the motherland is she does, no tribal tounge here

 

haha, yeah it was one of them "im so hood, dont fuck with me blah blah blah" attitude talkin kinda girls.
it was one of them situations where you like damn shes fine...then she opens her mouth n ruined it...

 

ohhh nooooo, i fucking hate dillhos like that. you sit at a distant watchin thinkin of something to break the ice with. then when you do she opens her mouth an... your off running the other way

back on topic, i sweat when im sitting down. but when i run i dont sweat

 

i put dog shit in peoples car door handles and then laugh at them when they shove their finger in it when they leave for work in the morning... true story

 

how many times do you have to repost that? its not that cool... your the one picking up dog shit

 

ha, lets see....when i dont land a skate trick that im trying, around like the fifth consecutive time i dont land it, i grab my hat and flick it off my head, then put it back on, and that calms me down...dunno why

 

i like to poke at the meat in the supermarket

 

and poke holes in the toilet paper/paper towels packaging, and "accidently" drop cans of soup

 

ahahaha! i also abduct kids while wearing clown paint

 

LMFAAOO..i do that too !...the hamburger meat lol

 

those are the best!!!!
ahaahahhahaha

 

i can juggle