I love strawberry jello with whipped cream.

 

do you spread it all over your body, too?

 

No, I spread it all over Jackjill and then have my way with her. It's so true.

 

wat londer are you guys in? its a fuckin shithole,
i supose its coolmif you dont have to live here

 

fuck the police

 

i take it you actually stick your penis in police officers as this is the ''post a random fact about yourself forum''...

save it for other forums please.

 

i want some nutterbutter cookies with milk like right now

 

i think i might be suicidal or depressed because i get caught up in the moment when i'm on a bridge listening to instrumentals all day. i take long walks at night to nowhere.

 

One time, I was trying to go visit 12oz and instead of typing www.12ozprophet.com I typed www.12ozprofit.com Lulz

 

i guess it just seems nice from the outside. oh well. I have no problems with my home city anyway.

edit: OT I like making characters out of clay/ fimo

 

I'm the coolest mod besides a couple (they know who they are).

 

lets see umm

i am a wonderfull giver than a reciever
if you catch my drift

unless i am having a bad day hence the pic below ( how ironic lol )

 

i do that randomly
i dont think of jumping off though

you look like dexter proper...

i dont understand anything you say but i have the brief impression that that had sexual connotations therefore making you an e-whore

im obsessed with that bleeding love song by leona lewis or whateverthefuck the cunts name is
and then the sexorcist by necro comes on and ruins everything
i feel bitchy today
need a fag

 

yeah i am oh so naughty. lol . i kid, i kid

 

i really want a pet kangaroo.

 

Okay...? You so hurt mi feelings.

 

so, u dont call me ur cupcake anymore
i want a pet pig
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awww...id jus eat him all up

 

I want a cupcake...... or a muffin.... or some poon......


and I wanna paint.....NOW

 

i want to hook up with my best friends girlfriend.
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