well since you had said, that wearing black and a backpack makes you look shifty, i have the same problem even though i live in the city, it still makes you look kinda like a cat burglar or some shit......
so if you didnt wanna look as shifty


its ggod to have lots of ideas on differrent things to say, because if you write, and do it alot, you will undoubtably have to face cop at least once

 

ehh i guess i would look shifty
but i mean like i care.
cause people dont see me anyways
so it doesnt really matter what you look like
but yeah, ive just been lucky so far i guess

 

i like drawstring bags cause they lay down under jackets well

 

u need something to keep the cans from poking out though. a shirt or anything, cuase once somebody sees an outline of a can there gunna no wats up

 

Im lost sir.

 

brixton

in Brixton da baddest area in SE London the cops cant be pissed to be around cos the gangs throw glass bottles at em

 

i was loooking for some hookers.

 

faggot.........

i have used " im walking home from a freinds house " and they dont seem to care...

 

I was going to make make a midnight snack u know cheerios and shit but im out of milk so im going to get some

i think if u just put on a very plane face with ur mouth open and inch or so and dull ur eyes abit it will lower suspicion alot...

 

rofl you idiots

all you have to say is...

im on my way home right now

if he asks where you were....

i was at my girls house, her dad came home drunk startin shit with all of us so i bounced. i didnt really want to hear it, you know? id rather walk home than have to hear a drunk idiot ramble on about how much he hates his life all night, ya know man?

if he doesnt believe you than you either fail at life or hes an expert mind reader...

either way im gettin away cuz where my lies fail, my feet prevail

trackstar bitches, i run the mile in under 6!

 

damn, there is some hardcore double-posting goin on. lol.

use the edit button. damn. this isn't chat.

 

im going to get some donuts at 7 eleven... wanna come ill buy u some if u let me go?

 

Have any of you actually ever tried joking with a cop? I never have but I want to know what would happen.

 

i onced called a cop "buddy" when he cught me walking tords a lay up....he was like im not ur fucking buddy...

 

i once had a megaphone and me and my friend were driving by the school zone with a motorpig posted... and i yelled on the megaphone "i fucked your wife". i don't know if he heard it. it was loud as fuck and maybe he just ignored me. maybe his wife really is fuckin' someone else. maybe he's gay. who the fuck knows.

 

oh yeah a good excuse... someone told me their was going to be a lunar eclipse and i was walking to go look at it sir. it should happen between this time and this time. now fuck off.

 

quite simple... you tell him you where just going to the corner store to buy some cigarettes... if he asks you why so late... because you work late!

they cannot ask you where your comming from, where your going, where you work, neither your name unless you have a criminal record. we have rights and they have 3/4 more laws to abide by unlike the general population... if you feel like he's bothering you, simply tell him you don'tfeel like you have to awnsure to any of his qwestions... there not stupid... if you know your righs... they will leave you alone... there worst threat is an educated person.

 

i only needed to use an excuse once.........i said i just got back into town from painting a mural in LA.....i had my sketchbook 10-12 cans dirty hands and they still let me go

 

walking back home from, or to a friends house. works every time