Coming from a friends house, was helping him make shirts. by the way, the more excuses you put up here, the more excuses cops will see that writers are using, so just use your head instead of broadcasting our ways to the police?
why are you out walking around so late - i was not aware of any curfew in this city, is there? no, but what are you up to - just walking home/to my car, looking for my dog, getting some fresh air whats in your bag there - just for clarification, am i being detained? if not i would like to continue (doing w/e) no your not - thank you have a nice night just be polite and some what honest. always have an alibi. dont act sketchy and ull be fine. most cops got other shit to worry about.
I got away with saying that I just came back from the airport and the cab dropped me off a block away from my house.
tell them u gota lota shit on ur mind u needed to clear ur head .. no qustions asked they leave hahah
with my area in england every young kid gets drunk say u were going to sleep round a mates but the parents didnt let u and ur bag as ur sleepin over shit in it
be polite. dont make up insane stories, answer them with a question if possible, feeling threaten, ask if you're being detained and that you would like to get going.
Just put a canvas in your bag. Never had a problem, but we have alot of artsy types in my area and usually get left alone. Could substitute the canvas for a contemporary art book from a second hand shop as well. Just tell em your coming back from studio time. Artists are weird fucks that work crazy hours.
I was going to get a Bacanator at Wendys, want to join me? Oh, wait,Im so sorry Im assuming you dont support cannibalsm.
Just say "Well officer I was having a nice dance in the middle of the night!" In the middle of the niiight, I go dancin' in the streets! Then proceed to dance away from him, gayly, no not homosexually you faggots just happily. He'll probably arrest you and rape you if you do it like a homo.
officer im looking for a dog i think he ran over there ( cop turns and looks ) * u throw ur bag * lol or of ur far away from home u and ur shit is stashed well say u were lost dor like 6 hours so u were looking for a main road to get home and the cop will drive u home it worked for me once or best thing is i was just walking home from... *spray cops eyes * FUCKEN RUN