shit son!

*beat box noise, boom boom che boom boom che*

 

ankles break

 

In japan it is not uncommon for a sushi knife to cost over five thousand dollars.

The Force of gravity on earth is 9.8 m/s(squared)

 

Go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

^^Ahahahahahahahaha.... I laughed for like 10 minutes. How the fuck did you come up with that?

 

zebras are actually black with white stripes

 

Horses, in the age of dinosaurs, were actually the size of dogs.

haha

 

fact... the sky is purple...

fact... the grass is green.

both are facts, because they can both be disproven.

 

Fact: pedobears' favorite foods are pickle flavored potato chips and diet doctor pepper.

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palin is tranny. haha

 

Fact

I enjoy taking enough sleeping aids to where if I take one more I risk not waking up after a shot of vodka

fact

I dont drink because I'm on probation

 

Fact:

I am teaching my 11 year old brother how to refill Micro Mini cans

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my dog farts in her sleep alot... it just happened as a matter of fact.

 

^kill it

 

dont kill the dog!

 

i'm not stupid. i'd never kill my sluh eh duh koh eh.

 

i dont know what all of that means. but dont kill it.

 

there is 21,000 miles of track and over 2,500 stations throughout the UK.

 

you can sperate all the sections of the toyota symbol to spell toyota.

Bob Dylans song-Story of a hurricane, was only performed live once infront of a court appealment. Since Ruban Carter wasn't released Bob Dylan never bothered to play the song live ever again.

In the first ever star wars movie some of the asteroids were actually potatoes, one was even a shoe.

 

sound it out.

sluh eh...

duh koe eh...

what's my dogs name, and what kind of dog is she?