k I said I fuck corpses and I don't give a fuck today, and the priest of my school was right behind me. Got a dentention.
the time when the guy on the camera turned the mic on and the girl heard the guy saying he could fuck her by the end of the day. in quarenteen ofcourse. that shit would be awkward. i would fuck her though
most awkard situation ever, i walked in on my sisters boyfriend making out with another dude. i just walked right out, wondering what the fuck my sister is thinking
so it was my freshman year in high school and we are in P.E class and the coach said get down to the push up position, at this time of age i thought females didnt fart or shit, well that day opened my eyes to real life! the girl next to me was hot, and i would flirt wid her and she would too, well she was next to me and everyone is quiet doing push up and next thing i know she ripped one! holy shit, lmao i looked around and i stare at her and she glanced at me and says "what? it was me, you've never heard a girl fart before?" lmao i just looked away laughed and kept doing my push ups..... but everytime i would see her it was ackward... another one was when i was little and i discovered my penis! well i noticed that if i pet it, it felt good and one day i was watching tv (im from south america by the way) so i see porn on the tv and i see the guy drilling this chick and i was like that looks like fun, well i pulled down my pants and started humping the mattress like an insane chihuahua or how ever you fucking spell it.... and next thing i know MY GRANDMA' WALKS IN!! omg i still remember her face, she was real weird for a while then she got over it. or so i think lmao