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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. kojack

    kojack Member

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    hey your clothes look very becoming on you today.



    if i were on you id be cumming too.
     
  2. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    "you know, i fight bears and shit." that one usually works for itself, thats basicly the only words you need to say to the girl all night


    "was your dad a farmer? because i want to fist your asshole, no lube"
     
  3. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    are you fucking serious? this has been said about 20 times, get the fuck out of my internet.
     
  4. nero112

    nero112 Elite Member

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    was your dad a farmer cos those melons are huge... scheme was your dad a thief? (just say no why?)... cos he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

    are you a parking ticket? cos i aint payin for shit
     
  5. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Old but good.
     
  6. Cadaver

    Cadaver Senior Member

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    bitch im drunk
    or just...im drunk

    you instantly make a good impression...show your sense of humor and if she's drunk too,
    well..you might just get lucky ;)
     
  7. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    ^dumb shit
    have a bit of decorum!
     
  8. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    ever wonder what a back seat of a camero looks like?

    was your dad a farmer? cause you look like a hoe.
     
  9. C-SONE

    C-SONE Senior Member

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    We should have dinner sometime, Do you want to eat in or can I eat you out.

    Classy!!
     
  10. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    its "hey girl, i know i dont know you that well but,does this smell like ether?"


    ILikePie tried to hide the fact that he bit off me by replacing ether with chloroform...
     
  11. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    Not even nigguh. I've been saying Chloroform 'cuz it's possible to kill the bitch with is which is a definite plus.

    Oi, cunt! See this dick? Suck it.
    Use that one, total poonage.
     
  12. Soggybottom

    Soggybottom Member

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    "Can I smell your vagina?"
    "NO!!"
    "Oh, it must be your feet then."
     
  13. thaEEZYway

    thaEEZYway Senior Member

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  14. Cadaver

    Cadaver Senior Member

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    i lol'd
    haard:D
     
  15. seze1

    seze1 Senior Member

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    "Wuddup girl?....you don't wanna do nuthin' do ya?" haha works more than you think.:D
     
  16. Scheme*119

    Scheme*119 Elite Member

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    what the fuck is wrong with that s in your avatar...
     
  17. BigBlueViolence

    BigBlueViolence Elite Member

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    BITCH WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?
    You'll be gettin' waffle fries all day.
    For free.
     
  18. DRONE_905

    DRONE_905 Senior Member

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    "hey girl, touch your toes"

    it works believe me
     
  19. BORG

    BORG Moderator

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    what has 140 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

    my zipper ;)
     
  20. yoda

    yoda Senior Member

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    ill rejuvanate your lipps.howw?just suckk on thiss.