"you know, i fight bears and shit." that one usually works for itself, thats basicly the only words you need to say to the girl all night "was your dad a farmer? because i want to fist your asshole, no lube"
was your dad a farmer cos those melons are huge... scheme was your dad a thief? (just say no why?)... cos he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes. are you a parking ticket? cos i aint payin for shit
bitch im drunk or just...im drunk you instantly make a good impression...show your sense of humor and if she's drunk too, well..you might just get lucky
ever wonder what a back seat of a camero looks like? was your dad a farmer? cause you look like a hoe.
its "hey girl, i know i dont know you that well but,does this smell like ether?" ILikePie tried to hide the fact that he bit off me by replacing ether with chloroform...
Not even nigguh. I've been saying Chloroform 'cuz it's possible to kill the bitch with is which is a definite plus. Oi, cunt! See this dick? Suck it. Use that one, total poonage.