my chemistry teacher says "you do not need to memorize the periodic table, and any proffessor that makes you memorize it is simply bored and or ignorent" good idea with the water bottle though
i write it on my dick, wip it out, jack it, and dominate the test. actually i don't give a fuck about school enough to even do that
I like the calculator slide cover method, that's a pretty good idea, also if you drop a little cash you can get a ti83 plus calculator, which allows you type in notes (use your imagination) only good for tests that allow calculators (more than a little obvious if you r useing a calculator on a history test :blink: )
my teachers know i tag so i always have sketches and shit layin around so i just tag answers/notes on a paper and leave it on the ground :lol:
i recently write the entire declaration of independance on my dick for a test on it. i didnt get caught cheating but sent to guidance for "masturbating in class"
i write the answers on a piece of paper then roll it tighter than one of loafs blunts and stick it in my dick hole...when time for the test come i take out my dick and jack it off and the paper cums out and there ya go B) :lol:
i write the answers on a piece of paper then roll it tighter than one of loafs blunts and stick it in my dick hole...when time for the test come i take out my dick and jack it off and the paper cums out and there ya go B) :lol: [/b][/quote] that made me squirm out of fear....
*sigh* if your going to cheat your way through it, whats the purpose of even going to school...just drop out. meh i supose cheating yourself into a career is better than being homeless. but im proud to say i earned all my c's and d's in highschool myslef im in college now tho..you cant cheat or ur kicked out permanently and theyll tell any other college you try to get into about it
i cheated my way though high school and never got caught once. Now i'm doing just fine in my post secondary school. All you people with your stupid techniques and obsurd methods of cheating are whack. Whip out your notes / answer sheet / textbook and get on with it. Fucking writing on a piece of gum or a coke bottle...wow.
i dont cheat, im just smart enough but i copied this kid once who sits next to me and i got caught when i handed the test in. and who cares about writing shit in crazy places just take out your notes in your pocket, most of the teachers are to lazy to look around
yeah..im pretty sure all colleges have similar procedures, even if i am only in community college..some cases it can just be from the class, but if you cheat on an exam or a major essay you can get kicked out of school...but theres this whole 5 step procedure that youll have to go through with the school and blah blah blah they make every teacher spend a whole class period in the first week of class going over it all
i have tried alot of these "skills" in the past ... being my last year in school i see that nothing realy matters so when i cheat i just do it right under there noses ... over here they realy dont expect that ... i just grab my binder open it up and pull out an old work sheet with the same work on it .... but latly im getting into it again i just bought an mp3 player and it has a voice recorder on it and i just record my self saying the notes or the answers and i got the little headphones that are easy to hide and i wear my hoodie to hide it..... but thats all. B)
during the test have one of your budies go up to the teacher and have him ask some ?s about the test and when the teacher is ditstracted take a note card out with the answers and write as fast as you can .