Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: my vaginas on fire Stranger: D: Stranger: oh noes Stranger: you better go get some water to put on it Stranger: howd it catch on fire neways? You: midgets Stranger: lmfaos Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, from? You: satan.... Your conversational partner has disconnected. :/
You: hello thar Stranger: hi~ You: whats up Stranger: Im fin thank you and you? You: a/s/l? Stranger: umm.. Stranger: 18 You: go on Stranger: f You: mhmm Stranger: korea You: YES Stranger: what about you ? You: are your vaginas sideways? You: jk You: common american misconception
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: not feeling so fresh? Stranger: how that comes You: your vagina reeks Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi =) You: hello Stranger: my name is christina =) You: My name is howard Stranger: asl? You: sorry, this is kinda of awkward You: i have never used this site before Stranger: it's okay =) You: it makes me all tingly Stranger: oooh you're turning me on Stranger: wanna meet up? Stranger: MY NAME IS CHRISTINA AND I LIVE IN HONG KONG AND JOONHWAN IS AWESOME You: i think i need to take a shower, cause my balls itch really bad, and my dog started choking when he walked in the room You: also, You: your an internet whore You: IMMA RIP YO TITTIES OFF Stranger: =( Stranger: i'm actually a guy You: o You: IMMA RIP YO BALLS OFF FOO Connection asploded. its strange how entertaining acting like a complete idiot is to me..
This ones GREAT Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: floppy donkey dick! You: oh rly Stranger: yeash in your mouth You: really Stranger: yep You: thats impressive Stranger: you fatt bastard! Stranger: fatty fatty want a cake? Stranger: you like that dont you You: must be hard to put your floppy donkey dick in my mouth when I'm annaling your dad Stranger: you fat fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected. XDXDXD
You: So I was fappin' it one day.... You: Woah :O Stranger: have you had sex before? Stranger: don't disconeecccct You: I won't!Q You: NEVER LET GO! Stranger: you'll just be another bitch i got disconectted Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you? You: 14 Stranger: female or male? You: female Stranger: have you had sex before? You: multiple times Stranger: what are the positions? Stranger: could you tell me please? You: first my dad showed me how to do missionary, but then my mom walked in and showed me what doggy is Stranger: whats doggie? You: but my little brother decided spoons was much bettter Stranger: wow you're family is corrupted You: doggie is when you get close enough to your dog and you suck on its pee pee Stranger: this is on HUMANS having SEX You: and when your bent over like that Stranger: how about spoons? You: your daddy fucks you from behind Stranger: no Stranger: your boyfriend fucks you Stranger: not your dad idiot You: you take cold spoons that have been in the freezer for 2-3 days Stranger: thats just sick Stranger: ok gee thanks You: and you put it on your butthole Stranger: i am 19 years old and i am talking to a little sick minded 14 year old Stranger: you don't have any CLUE what sex is You: and your brother tries to lick your butt without getting his tounge stuck to the spooon Stranger: its okay hon You: prude Stranger: you'll learn when you're more MATURE Stranger: lemme tell you about Stranger: how about a girl to girl lesson?> You: tell me tell me! Stranger: missionary You: does it involve grandma? Stranger: is the girl on the bottom and the guy on top Stranger: all naked and the penis is in the girls vag You: wait ur 19 and asking about sex?? Stranger: guy on top girl on bottom You: get laid Stranger: i was just looking and seeing how much you know Stranger: which is about this much - Stranger: > - Stranger: > - < You: >-< Stranger: so You: Jinxs! You: Jinx! You: You owe me a coke You: oh! You: sex on coke You: amazing! You: you should try it You: bllow an 8ball and go to town on the nayborhood You: hurry and type faster bitch Connection imploded. My connection imploded I don't understand.....
people on here seem to dislike me :0 lol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mmmmmmm... You: babies..... You: their insides are warm..... You: mmmmm You: delicious..... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: DALE GRÊMIO TCHÊ! Your conversational partner has disconnected. wtf?
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: RAWR Your conversational partner has disconnected. i scared them away :[
Everytime I try to be nice they leave Stranger: hi You: The fuck you want Stranger: wat did i do? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHERE IS HARVEY DENT!?!?!?!?!? Stranger: I dont know You: LIER You: LYING ****** Your conversational partner has disconnected. lollolololol Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oi You: mmmm......... You: so waaaaaaarm.......................... You: never thought they tasted so good.................. You: mmmmmmmmmm........................... You: babies...................... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: 21 m norway You: 33 f UK Stranger: wow Stranger: its so cool Stranger: its the first time to talk a lady You: yea. i fuck little men like you You: and turn them into MEN You: Stranger: lol Stranger: yeah i like it You: you want to be a man, little boy? Stranger: yeah i am still virgin You: that must mean your a nerd. High IQ's are a turn on. Stranger: no cos i have small dick You: i bet not Stranger: really only 11cm You: we don't use the metric system in the uk hunny Stranger: 4 inches You: that not bad. i bet your four inches round. You: i want your four inches on my hed You: head* Stranger: then ... You: then on my face and slowly to my feet Stranger: go on i am jerking off You: oh you like this? Stranger: yeah definately You: do you want pics? Stranger: of course You: gimme one secound hun Stranger: ok You: http://photos-d.ak.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_87256715185_707485185_2003299_1464988_n.jpg Stranger: well... You: after my feet i want you to put my mouth on your nipples You: and then take off your shoes so i can lick between your toes Stranger: yeah nice You: and then i want you to stick your finger in my arse You: oh in my arse You: you like? Stranger: yeah but i want your naked pics Stranger: so i can jerk off ' You: i want to talk more and get into it Stranger: ok You: after you stick your fingers oh in my arse i want you to smell your finger and put it in your mouth. and lick me arse Stranger: no i think its disgusting Stranger: sorry You: oh i'm sorry You: why? You: oh Stranger: i can't accept it You: thats right... youre still a boy. never mind. i guess you fail the test You: oh me arse Stranger: bye
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: hey You: your sick You: dont you "HEY" ME BITCH You: THIS IS MOTHAFUCKN JAY-Z UP IN THIS BITCH Stranger: im female Stranger: dont talk like that You: oh that changes everything... You: THIS IS MOTHAFUCKN R.KELLY UP IN THIS BITCH! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: i am from chinese male. u? You: you are from chinese male..interesting, how did that birth work out? You: as i am from a womans vagina You: the normal birthplace... You: hmmm chinese and americans,, just tons of differences Stranger: how old are you ? You: 94 as of this up coming tuesday You: how about yourself? Stranger: i do not understand you You: ah i see... You: PORK FRI RICE Stranger: why ,,,,,,? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ~i am not racist, its just that people suck so much on there, that i feel the need to put them down in any and every way possible..