Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: i got the dsl Stranger: ha Stranger: kneeslapper You: fiber optics yo Stranger: duuudeee fo real? Stranger: dat's da shiz-nit. You: yeah man this is the future Stranger: fo sho? You: fo sho sho Stranger: coolio. so what's yo dealio yo? You: im kind pissed actually Stranger: why? You: i left my wallet in el segundo Stranger: well damn You: i gotta get it Stranger: and how're you gonna do that? You: i guess im goona have to drive back down there. which sucks You: im gonna have to sneak my moms car back out You: and i dont have my license, for obvious reasons You: so i hope i dont get pulled over Stranger: sounds like quite the adventure You: yeah man classic adventure Stranger: how longs the drive? You: i dont even know... its pretty far though You: like 6 hours Stranger: shit... where do you live? You: queens Stranger: damn You: where you from? Stranger: jersey You: wanna come along? You: i can pick you up Stranger: sounds like a kick ass time. You: yeah man Stranger: so hold up Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 Stranger: okay. at least you're not like 40 You: you wanna come? i got one seat open. my man phife dog and ali shaheed are coming too Stranger: that'd be weird. You: how old are you/ You: ? Stranger: 17 Stranger: so how bout it? You: you down? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey:] Stranger: asl? You: Hey there. 19/m/uk you? Stranger: 16, fe, isr You: israel?? Stranger: yep Stranger: what's up? You: My penis, i love middle eastern women. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. OH LOLOLOLOLOLOL .
Haha this is the best shit we were doing it in class on the projecter and someone told me to go to this link so I did and soon as I put it up it's a naked bitch and the teacher walks in. Some random shit on there xD
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my first time on it. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wtf is this? Stranger: what's plorn? You: a black guy. Stranger: is it a word? You: yes its porn onna platter Stranger: I heard it was puke. You: i heard it was black Stranger: then I heard it was a brain. You: i heard it was a penis Stranger: i don't get it Stranger: and you are of no help You: ***** please. You: >=[ Stranger: is you plorn big? Stranger: there's an r missing You: yes my plorn is big Your conversational partner has disconnected.
17 yo megan from scotland Stranger: worst i did when drunk was have a threesome You: please say two girls You: and if not make up a story You: haha Stranger: nahh 2 guys lol You: u had to go there You: haha You: thats the devils threesome You: haha Stranger: haha yeah You: ive always wanted to have a threesome You: two girls ofcourse Stranger: haha yeah its quite fun You: it just never tends to work out Stranger: ahh i see You: i havent met two girls that were down You: one day... Stranger: thers always plenty of guys down for a threesome lol You: ofcourse You: idk i feel like it would be confusing You: like trying to ride a tandem bike alone Stranger: hahaha Stranger: well i kinda handled it ok You: haha You: both in the back or sandwich? Stranger: what? You: idk You: how did it work out You: only so much room to put a dick Stranger: well first i was sucking both of them Stranger: then we did spitroast and swapped around Stranger: then i lay down and one was at the bottom and one sitting over me at the top Stranger: the guy on the top came in my mouth and the guy on the bottom pulled out and shot on my stomach You: wow You: nice detail Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: yeah got carried away there You: great picture in my head right now You: haha You: sounds like u enjoyed urself Stranger: yeah i did
This is the farthest i got Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: What is it with those darn ******s giving ''daps''? What is that? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I didnt study for my math final so I could try to get nudes but all she had was a picture of her sucking a giant dick..... fml
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey its dave Stranger: hello! Stranger: hi im miranda You: i could really give a fuck less to tell you the truth Stranger: well im sorry! you said hi its dave, so i introduced myself as well You: ok cool Stranger: are you ok? You: yea im fine i just took a large shit Stranger: ok well if you think i needed to know that ok You: well you did so then when you get a boner later you know your all clear to put it in my ass Stranger: im not a gut Stranger: guy* Stranger: i odnt get boners You: that sucks Stranger: didnt you kinda get that miranda is a girls name? You: yea but if you remembered i told you i dont give a shit Stranger: well you should!! You: ok well look if i ever meet you i'll promise when i piss on your face i wount get any in your mouth Stranger: fuck you you douche Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiii You: poop stained balls Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: 19/f/norway You: you? Stranger: thats cool Stranger: 20/m/new york Stranger: so what time is it there? You: party time bitch Stranger: haha true Stranger: ill guess Stranger: 9am? You: no, its time for You: you You: lick You: my You: penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lolollolololololololol Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: anon? Stranger: You: is the pool closed? Stranger: I wish You: RULE 47 BITCH You: PAY ATTENTION Stranger: ^-^ Stranger: suck my dick You: Funny You: You're mother said the same thing Stranger: to your mother Stranger: fucked up, I know You: I thought it was hot Stranger: YOU DID NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID You: I DID THINK WHAT YOU DID I DID You: DO THINK SAY I YOU You: AGH Stranger: close Stranger: +1 You: I JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO You: OH SHII- Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you ever see cat before a? Stranger: what do you think about graffiti ? You: Many cat here japan in You: I love graffiti You: I go to bombingscience everyday Stranger: i love vandalism You: and 12 oz Stranger: i am BOTOM You: ahahahahaha Stranger: from costa rica You: You go on bombin science? Stranger: yes You: haha yeah I'm mr yarbles You: haha wow. Wowie
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hahahaha wtf You: do you have a vah jay jay cuz the last 10 ppl were DUDES Stranger: nope a dude You: YOU SUCK A MILLION COCKS Stranger: if i had a vay jay jay i would nt be on here Stranger: ah how nice You: welcome to the internet bitch nothing is nice Stranger: lol Stranger: oh so cleaver You: so clever Stranger: toy ass bitch You: HAHA TOY You: BOMBING SCIENCE FAIL Stranger: lol Stranger: exactly Stranger: funny shit You: LOLOLOL Stranger: whats with all the fucking koreans lol You: man they stink Stranger: and the russian potatoe eating homos lol You: OMFG You: the racism is amazing Stranger: it is Stranger: or they as where from Stranger: us Stranger: disconnect Stranger: lol Stranger: shits funny as fuck Stranger: well im off to fuck with some more asians You: LMAO Your conversational partner has disconnected.