You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: y does it matter You: this is anonymous for a reason Stranger: you are a male or female ? You: female You: are you male or female Stranger: male Stranger: wanna cyber ? You: mabey You: tell me about yourself Stranger: i am 18 male india You: im slowly lifting my long dress and showing my ankles Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh Stranger: and You: and my slender milky smooth knee caps are slowly sliding out from under the long dress Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: and You: your really bad at this You: your turn Stranger: i am pulling down my jeans Stranger: now i am putting oil on my dick Stranger: now its your turn You: olive oil? Stranger: yeah You: thats hot Stranger: yeah Stranger: now its your turn Stranger: are you on facebook ? You: im slowly starting to pul the fabric away from my face showing my beautiful but handsome chin Stranger: ohhhhhhhh You: my wrist keeps sneaking out for the whole word to see Stranger: my dick is very big You: mine to Stranger: what ? Stranger: you have a dick ?
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You: yes Stranger: haha You: whats your nick? Stranger: thefreeridekid Stranger: u? You: h/o You: I'm looking at the site right now You: cool I registered Stranger: what do u write? You: huh? Stranger: whats ur graff name? You: elgemo Stranger: omegle backwards? You: check out the big brain on brett! Stranger: where u from You: alsace lorraine Stranger: word Stranger: me too You: awesome You: what town? Stranger: we should bomb together Stranger: wanna see a picture of my tag? Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16kwc1w&s=5 You: sure You: is that the one you gave me earlier You: of a penis You: in the dark You: it is isn't it! Stranger: no...... You: it LOOKS like a penis You: TASTES like a penis You: SMELLS like one Stranger: hahaha Stranger: u got me Stranger: its a dong Stranger: damn u meddling kids Stranger: whats ur name on bombingscience? You: elgemo Stranger: right Stranger: well You: yep Stranger: ok You: cool Stranger: awesome You: gnarly Stranger: radical You: tubular Stranger: funky fresh You: i'm gonna go piss Stranger: later You: brb my home cat Stranger: im gonna go Stranger: nice talking to u Stranger: not Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^hahahahahahaahaahha You: BONJOUR Stranger: Bonjour You: french is so ghey Stranger: ok? You: VAGINA? You: OK? Stranger: um you need help too You: yeah You: help getting millions of gines Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: whats good ***** whats good You: where da hoes at You: church ***** church Stranger: hey what did u drink You: nothin but some gin and juice ***** You: aint nothin to it but to do it y You: you smell me Stranger: hmm............yeah u had a lot it seems Stranger: are u a girl You: aiight ***** check this out right You: i was in the club You: and and i was in the club You: and i was i nthe club You: and then these *****s started shootin You: and i was like UHUH DER HE GO Stranger: nice You: then i got my black ass out that bitch feel me Stranger: ur some story teller Stranger: u like to fuck You: aiight so check this out right ***** You: i was talkin to my homie shug right You: and he was like ayo walter You: i was like wat You: he said where da doughnuts and chicken wings at Stranger: likw wht Stranger: ohh my god Stranger: u kiddin me You: i was like ***** yo dead beat ***** friend ate em You: that dead beat ***** ate all our doughnuts mang You: dem doughnuts wont fre Stranger: shit dats bad ***** der You: from the free doughnut krispy kream shit ***** feel me You: check dis out ***** You: one day i was chillin in the pool Stranger: show me ***** You: then all sudden my bitch cristal came out right You: den she said "daddy i got yo chicken" You: i took a bite and that shit was cold mang Stranger: shit man Stranger: ***** You: u know what i did Stranger: what You: i hit dat bitch i said "BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD GET YO FAT ASS IN THERE AND MAKE ME SOME HOT CHICKEN" Stranger: dats da way u go *****
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: aloh Stranger: ziga You: que? Stranger: what? You: SI! Stranger: SI? You: Where are You? shit I mean Que Pasa Ese Stranger: what? You: Who are you? Stranger: I'm maniac Stranger: - killer Stranger: from Ecuador You: Oh yeah I'm A Serial Killer from Mexico City Stranger: good Stranger: If seriously where are u frim Stranger: from You: USA Northwest Stranger: good You: you Stranger: I write above You: Check Art Primo Forum Stranger: Primo? You: there the shit! Stranger: It's Russian ciggarettes You: yeah the graff store Stranger: very cheap You: no russians You: what? Stranger: u don't like russians& Stranger: ? You: why? i bet ur russian huh Stranger: what? You: are a russian yes or no Stranger: YES!!! You: hahahahahaha You: the russians here are quite ass hell Stranger: are u ****** yes or no? You: they mumble to much You: no MEXICAN 100% ***** Stranger: Sieg Heil! You: what hail hitler? You: so u live in russia or us Stranger: I live in Ecuador You: pinche russiano hijo de puta You: why do you live there if your russian Stranger: Me boca mierda You: your mouth shit what hhahahahaha dumbass Stranger: Empujar un teclado en su culo negro You: did you just said you got shit in your mouth? Stranger: ¿Cómo un acuerdo You: pendejo pinche ecuadoriano You: de que esta ablando compa You: no eres russiano Stranger: U fuckin' cunt You: dude chill it fun and games Stranger: one night pirates from Somali cut your black ass Stranger: godd night westside You: godd? dont you mean good night westside? Stranger: yeah You: slap ur self fuck fucking russians Stranger: fuck of and die u fickin' stupid asshole Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Softly rubs your clit and nipples with my 50 tentacles Stranger: xDD Stranger: yeah, a hentai monster xD Stranger: rape mee =D You: *sucks your clit off and forces you to eat it with whipped cream* Stranger: *eats it* Stranger: please fuck me!!! Stranger: *gets wet* You: FUCKS YOUR ASSHOLE WITH THE OTHER 9000 TENTACLES I DIDNT TELL YOU AOBUT You: OM You: NLOMPOMPMP You: NOM You: NOM You: NOMOMOMOMNONOMNOMNOM Stranger: xD Stranger: *starts to bleed* Stranger: *would scream if i didn't have your tentacles in my mouth already* You: FROM ALL THE BLEEDING YOU DIE You: AND I MAKE You: A HOLE You: IN YOUR SKULL You: AND PROCEED TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS You: WHILE LISTENING TO You: HOTEL CALIFORNIA Stranger: *my ghost is looking down on how my corpse is raped and i masturbate to ie* Stranger: *it
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hahaha You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: G'day You: ello You: what u up to *****aa Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like having sex with animals? Stranger: are u an animal ? You: do you want me to be an animal? Stranger: I am just asking You: if i was an animal would you have sex with me? Stranger: no You: damn Stranger: r u from green peace ? You: no Stranger: why r u interested in animal sex life You: i'm not you're the one that was asking if i was an animal Stranger: u r the one who asked u like sex with animals You: i never said i like sex with animals You: how dare you imply such a horrible thing You: you should be ashamed of yourself Stranger: no I thought u r an animal You: how could i be an animal? You: im TYPING You: on a COMPUTER You: in ENGLISH You: you're not very smart are you Stranger: many assholes can type You: figures... beastiality lowers your IQ Stranger: maybe I have lower IQ but am not an animal like u You: you must have the IQ of a twinky if you still think i'm an animal You: and by animal i mean non-human animal, because humans ARE animals, of course You: but you wouldn't understand You: you have the IQ of a twinky Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: boy or girl? You: OH GAAAWD ANOTHER FAT BITCH You: FUCK You: GOD DAMMIT You: I ALWAYS GET FAT BITCHES :/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: 14 f america You: I dind;t ask Stranger: yes you did You: uh fuck you no I did not Stranger: Yes you did You: you're a man arn't you Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. I knew it! Stranger: hi You: are you a man Stranger: how are you? Stranger: Yes You: DONT LIE TO ME GOD DAMMIT You: OR SO HELP ME You: anyway You: how are you You: OH SHIT TORNADOE You: FUCKING TORNADOE DUDE Your conversational partner has disconnected. people are so dumb. Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: Fail You: I havn't even said anything yet You: you like cat meat? You: I love cat meat You: MMMM Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: DONT DISCONNECT Stranger: hi You: DONT FUCKING DISCONNECT You: I HAVE YOUR CAT Stranger: ok You: ILL FUCKING KILL IT You: IM SERIOUS THIS TIME Stranger: ok You: WANT ME TO PROVIDE A PICTURE? Stranger: r u male or female You: just a sex Stranger: yes Stranger: gender Stranger: ? You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/lolcat/Tdarnok/Lolcat.jpg You: heres your cat You: I'm going to kill it if you disconnect Stranger: yes Stranger: i want to see you You: I'M GONNA KILL YOUR FUCKING CAT DUDE. Stranger: i'm man Your conversational partner has disconnected. do people just have no clue?
thats AMAZING! Stranger: hi You: bla bla Stranger: what? Stranger: are you korea? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: howdy partner Stranger: to much desperation Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: at ease private Stranger: whats the situation? You: CUNT? You: I NEED TO FIND A CUNT TO FUCK, THATS MY SITUATION Stranger: a right proper mission if iver ever seen one Stranger: verry well lets get this cunt of yours You: SIR YES SIR Stranger: THERE SHE IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE GET THAT BITCH You: SIR YES SIR! You: *STABS HER* Stranger: HOOORA You: *FUCKS THE STAB WOUNDS* Stranger: SCOOT THE FUCK OVER PRIVATE Stranger: LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO RAPE A CORPSE You: SIR YES SIR! You: THERE YOU GO SIR, FUCK AWAY Stranger: thank you son Stranger: mighty kind of you Stranger: NOW TAKE THIS COCK BITCH Stranger: feel free to cut youself another fuck hole soldier You: *CUTS AWAY* Stranger: good form You: SIR, MAY I HAVE PERMISION TO FUCK THIS HOLE? Stranger: permission granted son, give it to her proper You: *FUCKS THE WOUND* Stranger: soldier ready yourself Stranger: were gonna jizz all up in this dead bitch on the count of three You: SIR YES SIR Stranger: are you ready son? You: COCK IS LOADED SIR You: READY TO BLOW Stranger: good show Stranger: 3......... Stranger: 2............ Stranger: 1........... Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUU You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Stranger: CCCCCCCKKKKKKK You: *BLOWS A LOAD ALL OVER THE PLACE* Stranger: good show old bean You: SIR YES SIR Stranger: damn that was fun Stranger: mission accomplished woudlnt you say? You: SIR YES SIR Stranger: very good Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSMISSED! Your conversational partner has disconnected.