Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: r u hot? Stranger: I'm hot You: im hot Stranger: what's the temperature? Stranger: if you're a girl, you're more likely to be hot Stranger: it's science You: are u from bombing science Stranger: this is not what I am from Stranger: r u lambgoat? You: yes u are ur from bombing science You: is this mr yarbles You: i bet it is Stranger: I'll yarble your marbles You: :/ Stranger: no really. lol i coulda sworn it was rapists cause he always had those clever short comments on omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: ? Stranger: asl You: allways slippery lube? what does that mean Stranger: wel.. Stranger: i don`t know well Stranger: maybe Stranger: age / sex / location You: oh You: 18/f/web Stranger: haha Stranger: do you live wepsite? Stranger: you are humorus You: thank you Stranger: where are you live truly You: usa Stranger: oh.. Stranger: gossip girl = : Stranger: Thats drama`s name. Stranger: do you know ? You: do you want me to suck your dick Stranger: i don`t wanna. Stranger: just talk. You: about sex? Stranger: No. You: kk Stranger: i don`t wanna Stranger: do you like ? You: im gunna cut a hole in you then fuck it and bust aall over your face Stranger: are you abnormal ? You: in bed Stranger: don`t you talk about another topic Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: Thanks. You: okay now on to the topic of anal You: i like it in my bum Stranger: haha...you like bed.. ;; Stranger: i`m dissapointed You: are u a guy Stranger: i think girl in usa don`t like it Stranger: yes i`m man. You: and you dont like to have sex Stranger: for i have never had that You: what are you some kinda faggot Stranger: no Stranger: just i innocent You: soo you are a faggot Stranger: so Stranger: play with me? You: okay faggot boy Stranger: haha Stranger: where are you meet me? You: in my sex dungen You: faggot boy Stranger: that`s not mine Stranger: my name is another You: what was that faggot boy You: fuck me Stranger: come to me You: cum on me You: fagot boy Stranger: well.. Stranger: have you ever been sex? Stranger: boring. Stranger: girl You: what the fuck is wrong with you are you gay You: you are possibly the boringest person ive ever talked to Stranger: haha Stranger: so Stranger: i`ll go Stranger: good bye sucker You: ya get the fuck outa here You: fagot boy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i was just at a bbq with my southern black relatives, right now anything that dosent include the word ***** every other second or any other cuss word is clever or intelligent to me :/
Stranger: I'm fine and you? You: yeah good. You: How many cars do you have ? You: I have 12 You: I eat 2 cars a day You: You sure, type a lot do you. Stranger: I have 3 Audi R8, 2 Aston Martin, 2 Ferarri's and 7 BMW's You: Awesome ! You: Ever wandered how that tastes like ? You: I do ! You: It's okay. You: So there was this guy. You: And you what there was wrong You: He was there !!!! You: Do you want that to happen to you. Wow man omegle stinks.
It wasn't supposed to be, I was just bored. And the thread said open up your best omegle conversations or something, so I did and these were my only ones.
What the fuck !!? You: high Stranger: hello Stranger: I am slaveholder, i sell chineses at discount! Interestingly? You: Yeah Stranger: ok Stranger: Well' tell me your email, I will throw off to you the detailed information and photos You: okay my email is You: [email protected] Stranger: ok i send you info Stranger: bye
Eli Porter Sig. FTW!! Look up the video on youtube or u may not fully get it Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: May I teabag you? You: i got 1 question mang You: tell me who next You: this ***** soft like a ***** who done give me the best You: see im the best mang i deed it Stranger: That's beautiful. Stranger: Now, may I teabag you? You: legend of the best You: by the hour You: this ***** like rosy odonelle at a bi sexual bridal shower You: it aint nothin to me mang You: i keep it for real You: look at these dental grills see You: im the best You: i told you that You: this dude like he running cat You: cause i got that cat on the grill see You: this ***** messed up Stranger: Ich esse Kinder. You: he need to stay in the shade aint no wonder he came out You: he already in a gay parade You: see im like that im the king You: i got the cat on the grill see Stranger: Show me? You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1060/716536373_128cc409fb.jpg?v=0 Stranger: You are too cool. You: im the best mang You: I DEED IT!! Stranger: Yeah, you deed it Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I just had like an hour long conversation with some girl in finland who had the same exact birthday as me. proof lied within facebook. she was mad ugly, and i was getting tired, so i was like alrigt im going to bed, you should do the same being that its FUCKING 5:20 IN THE MORNING in finland. and this was the best part of the convo, the very end. You: bye Stranger: bye Stranger: hey You: .. Stranger: are u going to delete me in fb You: yup You have disconnected. and i did. =]
these people have NO class You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: whats up You: oh, just waiting for the driver to come around You: im on my way to the country club for a round on the links. You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from? You: uterus you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I know where you sleep. You: I do too You: At your moms Stranger: no shit, fuckwad Your conversational partner has disconnected.