You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: LET ME SMELL YO DICK You: allright You: come on over You: i'll whip it out for ya Stranger: (unsure) You: well, you DID want to smell it, didnt you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: aloha Stranger: i am here to take your base belong to me You: oh noes! You: all my base are belong to you? Stranger: no no Stranger: you just dont know who am i You: oh okies lol Stranger: do you heard about north korea? You: no, what is it? Stranger: it's a country idiot You: never heard of it Stranger: are u from us? You: yah lol Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i knew it You: did you? Stranger: of course you're from us You: im actually canadian Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: gurls like da dudes who play it kewll dog.. and lemy tell ya it aint easy You: i can more pussy in an hour than u can count on ur fingers You: and toes ***** Stranger: but as fa me, i pull it off- ha You: play it cool You: teach me Stranger: watchu call me? You: how to be cool like u Stranger: if you aint blackk, u aint got no right to call me dat You: im black Stranger: gringo fuck Stranger: ya you be shittin me You: im not Stranger: am not stupid lak u Stranger: i repeat, DESPERATE You: my name is african Stranger: oh, and u also pathetic You: come on teach me You: i wanna be cool like yu Stranger: i aint teachin u shit You: please You: PLEEEEEASE! Stranger: cmon go fuck all them gurls u think u got You: i dont i was lyin Stranger: and leave da ppl on this site alone cuz u serusly trippinn dude You: i just wanna be cool please teach me You: come on You: please help a brotha out Stranger: catch u never lossa Stranger: imma go talk ta sm1 normal You: please man come on Stranger: laterr los-a You: is cool when u flip a coin and lean on a wall You: and wear ur hat not fowards but in a random direction You: is that cool cause im watchin fresh prince right now and he seems pretty cool You: is sayin "DYNOMITE!" cool Stranger: dawg u pathetic Stranger: layta Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi Stranger: hi wanna cybersex? im 16 male You: ok You: im 13 girl Stranger: not You: ... You: clit tease Stranger: got prof Stranger: Stranger: ? Stranger: lick Stranger: You: ... Stranger: hmmmmm Stranger: I know how it will end Stranger: but me Stranger: how would you like me to tease you? You: .... welll asking me shows you have no confidence soo idont think iwasnt to anymore You: you must convice me to You: crack my legs ope nand shove this pulsating dildo in my cunt Stranger: cinvince you too what? Stranger: may I lick you? xD You: only if you do it with a scooby do tounge Stranger: ok:] You: DO IT YOU PUSSSSy You: ok since oyu cant do it ill get you offffff Stranger: :[ Stranger: how should I Stranger: were just talking online Stranger: rub urself a bit Stranger: and imagine Stranger: You: yah thats how it works You: thanks for that.... You: im opening you legs open You: and taking off you briefs You: i see your hard already You: hmmmmm You: you dick taste good Stranger: thx:"> Stranger: http://i40.tinypic.com/4j9xd2.jpg here is a pic of it You: i spit in my hand and start jerk you off Stranger: ups Stranger: xD Stranger: not that lol You: im taking off my shirt for you You: you pinch my nipples You: hmmmmmmmmmmmm You: i get on my knees now You: and face fuck you Stranger: ah You: you like that Stranger: yea Stranger: I like ur taste Stranger: yummu Stranger: yummy* You: you telll me your cumming You: then i scratch your back to make sure oyu dont You: and you tell me to go harder You: now i take off my unmentionables for you You: you like that i dont shave You: and that hard for you You: now your turn to go down on me You: and stick my fat dick you your mouth You: ohh yah You: ooh You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh You: now i man handle you and bend you over You: as you scream cause you cornhole is tight Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello! Stranger: hey Stranger: how are you? You: so the last guy i talked to wanted me to watch him jack off how fucked is that Stranger: pretty fucked You: yep You: so whatsup man Stranger: nothin much really Stranger: just had dinner You: dude sweet what was it Stranger: meat, potatoes, and beans Stranger: kind of boring Stranger: but it gets the job done You: better than what im havin probly a sandwich or somthing Stranger: yea You: yeah so how do i do this? You: just put my dick on the keyboard or what Stranger: lol, what? You: hhy nyjgun hyhy
hahahaha Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello You: oh god i just came! You: whew You: that was good You: thanks Stranger: can i lick it ? You: but i'm done already Stranger: screw you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
BEST ONE OF ALL TIME!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hello You: I need a friend Stranger: xD Stranger: wh? You: i been having these problems at home You: idk who to call Stranger: understain Stranger: what problem? You: my daddy touches my private area You: and i dont know if its right Stranger: how old are u? You: 11 You: i think im just gonna end my life Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
this bitch didnt know who he was deelin wit Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i can smell the bitch coming off of you You: close yo legs ho Stranger: really? Stranger: u csn smell ur mom You: bitch i fucking kill you You: icut your throat and rape the slit You: do u know who i am bitch Stranger: how gay You: i fucking kill yo ass ***** You: better stay out my buiness Stranger: ***** northside You: ***** south west side bitch You: man fuck you and yo north side shit You: i kill yo ass Stranger: do it You: bitch You: you wanna test me ***** You: i come over and kill yo ass right now Stranger: k You: weres my got damn gun Stranger: i got me a mossberg You: i fucking shoot yo ass in the head You: bitch i got a fuckin rocket launcher that i stoll from the pawn shop gtfo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet? You: sure Stranger: nice ;o Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st You: no problem You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg Stranger: <.< Your conversational partner has disconnected.
FUCKING LOLLLL im so baked, time for some omegle. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HALO DER You: HAR HAR HAR Stranger: want to learn something cool? You: meh You: shoot Stranger: Let me tell you about a porcupines balls theyre small, & they dont give a shit! You: so is ur dik You: lulz0rz Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: sooo. Stranger: yup Stranger: hows it going? You: pretty good Stranger: cool You: exept for that im pmsing and i dont have a tampon so im sitting in my blood typing this Stranger: well that sounds pretty terrible You: ya but dont worry it works s pretty good lube Stranger: i suspose You: so hows your life Stranger: not bad You: oh thats good to hear You: want to cyber You: ? Stranger: sure baby You: oh tay You: first i open my legs then i start pulling down your boxxers Stranger: my big cock is so hard You: then your rock hard 8 inch dick pokes me in the face You: i giggle Stranger: it likes you Stranger: but my balls are lonely You: now i start going to work first i give you a hand job while sucking your nuts You: ohhh yaaa mmaaa You: uhhhhhhh Stranger: feels soo good You: then i rap my lips around it and start sucking Stranger: can you deep throat? You: oh ya i can wach this You: then u rip my panties off and bend me over and start but fucking me Stranger: very nice You: ohhhhhhyaaaaa Stranger: yea tight little ass Stranger: ill put a few fingers into your pussy too You: oh ya then i bend u over and but my giant cock into you as u scream in agony You: ahhh i just came all over you Stranger: shitty You: your coveredin my cum You: then u lik it all up Stranger: maybe You: then you choke and die because theres sooo sooo much Stranger: well then im dead Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: poop so big it kills you You: bitch ass i rape you You: wit my 2 inch johnson You: it rips your ass to shreds then you die in a puddle of your own blood and fesese Stranger: BABI LO!!ANJING!!!NGOMONG GA USAH PAKE BACOT!!! You: then i lick it up Stranger: NAJIS Stranger: TAI Stranger: BABI Stranger: BERAK You: and vomit it into a cup and feed it to my dogs Stranger: ANJING Stranger: KENTUT BAKAR! You: wtf what kinda communist laungage is that Stranger: KENTUT GORENG You: go back to russia Stranger: HEY!!IM NOT A RUSSIAN! You: then dont fukin talk like one god damn Stranger: this is bermuda triangle language You: what the fuck fuckas die all the time there u should move its unsafe You: i dont want you to get hurt You: i care about you You: alot You: is typing Stranger: gw ga pernah peduli ama lo! Your conversational partner has disconnected.0231
read the beggining and the very end Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Stranger: hey You: hows life Stranger: okay You: well thats good im a girl so are you gunna try to cyber do me alot You: i dont like that Stranger: haha Stranger: i will not force myself on you You: okay thats nice of you You: so lets cyber Stranger: haha Stranger: okay babe You: ohkay good so first i slowly open my legs You: then the smell of fish enters the room and you Stranger: HHAHAHA You: stick your giant hard 8 inch dick into me You: ohhh yaaaa ohhhayyyaayaa You: mmmmmumumumumumumuuuuuumm You: uhhhhhhh Stranger: NO FISH CUNT Stranger: *slaps* You: then you bend me over and penetrate my cute ass You: do you like it Stranger: i vigorously pound your butthole Stranger: shit on me You: ohhh yaaa You: i thit all over you and it splatters all over your walls Stranger: mmmm You: then you start eating me out Stranger: i eat it up You: then my dick comes popping out of my pussy and i cum in your mouth Stranger: i squirt shit into your pussy Stranger: awesome You: then you gargle it and spit it back all over my face Stranger: then i add pepper You: ohh yaaa u dooo You: then you start playing with my saggy tits that sagg all the way to the floor You: and dragg when i walk Stranger: god babe your hot You: ohh yaa You: then you flipp my saggy tits over my shoulders and start going to work on my fishy cunt You: then youu slitt a whole in my and start fuckking it Stranger: you have a filithy minjd You: oh ya and u put a whole in my head and started fucking my dity mind till it turned into a soup and i died in a puddle of my own blood and pieces of brain Stranger: then i eat you You: ya then after that you throw up straight in the air so it lands in your face Stranger: but you are dead so i cant rub it on you You: ya so you rubb it all over your pet turtle Stranger: NOOO NOT ROGER You: rogger likes that You: so then you put rogger up your cock Stranger: feels good man You: oh ya and im not a man im a tranny Stranger: hot You: are u from bombing science Stranger: no You: oh soo how did you like that cyber Stranger: it was awesome You: okay good that raises my self cofidence You: just like it raised your dick Stranger: that it did You: whats wrong with you why would you ever talk to random strangers You: on the internet Stranger: bored You: wtf most people would of got off in the beggining of our cyber Stranger: it was funny You: thnx i try You: were u from Stranger: massachusetts You: oh fuck im from rhode island You: what city Stranger: Fitchburg You: whats that near Stranger: worcester Stranger: i actually just got arrested in providence You: for what Stranger: I got into a fight at a bar You: haha thats why u bring beer mace and a samari sord Stranger: yeah i should have fought off the cops You: ya i do graffiti there Stranger: you gangster You: no not fuckin gang graff that dumb shit Stranger: hey you just banging for your set Stranger: its fine You: okay its good you under stand hahahaha You: have u ever done drugs Stranger: yeah You: only hard core kids do drugs You: what have u done like only weed Stranger: no i have done coke, shrooms, acid, ecstasy, MDA, salvia, ketamine You: total bull Stranger: i have Stranger: i party hard You: nice ive only smoked weed but i want to try shrooms are they scary Stranger: they can be Stranger: you gotta wait for a nice non stressful day You: ya thats what i herd Stranger: then just chill by a tree and smoke pot You: ya i figure ill just do it this summer and i want to try e but we dont have any here Stranger: oh there is plenty E around prov You: ya but i live in ports mouth Stranger: E is amazing if you get clean stuff Stranger: do it if you go to a concert You: ya but i dont want to get some pressed shit wit meth in it Stranger: yeah Stranger: if you can get it in powder form thats better You: i didnt know u could You: my mum told me how she tryed acid lulz Stranger: haha Stranger: acid is by far the best drug You: its what i herd looks fun Stranger: 12 hours of pure awesome You: i havnt had anough time to get high latly cant wate till summer You: and have u seen steve os pcp saved my life Stranger: haha Stranger: pcp is rancid You: why it looked fun for him You: lulz Stranger: it turns you into a crazy killing machine You: really sounds like something to do on my death bed Stranger: hmm it would make your funeral fun You: ya i figure ill do all hard drugs exept for herion on my death bed You: and acid You: ill do acid before You: what do u do fo a job You: u there fucka Stranger: brb You: kk Stranger: back You: mmkay Stranger: yeah Stranger: just dont think you can fly You: what Stranger: on acid You: oh ya ill do it at the beach Stranger: that would be awesome You: ya You: i dont have any reliable dealers tho Stranger: it is hard to find You: ya really hard got ripped of 40 bucks like 3 weeks ago havent done any since You: Stranger: awwww You: thts rite feel bad fo mee You: lulz Stranger: you like the lulz You: i do it fo the lulz Stranger: 4chan You: wtf... Stranger: you know it You: i dont know what it means Stranger: haha never mind Stranger: it where that phrase came from You: oh kk You: so how do you afford all your drugs or are u just a crack head bum Stranger: haha i have a job You: what u do Stranger: I work in plastic factory now Stranger: i dont do those drugs all the time i mean Stranger: just smoke weed on the reg You: wow exiting lulz sounds like it causes sever lung rot Stranger: nawww Stranger: more like lung awesome You: nice You: me and my boy are gunna clam this summa we can make like 100 to 200 a day Stranger: dealing? You: no go clamming like the food Stranger: oh Stranger: how stereotypical rhode island You: ya i know its good money tho im gunna pimp out my bike and get tons of paint n drugs You: lulz Stranger: you baller You: ya i try You: im wachin the wedding singer its mad funny Stranger: i have never actually seen it You: wtf fuck u 20 somthin and havent seen it im 14 and seen it like upwards of 20 times its so dope Stranger: hahah Stranger: you are 14? You: yes sir Stranger: i feel dirty for cybering with you now haha You: hahahahaha u should it makes u a pedophile You: im gunna citizen arrest yo ass Stranger: awesome what i have aspired to be all my life You: nice You: so do u like hip hop Stranger: yeah You: nice do u like under ground or the copperate shit Stranger: I like a lot of stuff Stranger: define underground You: i guess idependant label You: like people under the stairs Stranger: yeah they are really good You: ya im addicted to acid rain and san frisico nights Stranger: Acid Rain is a good song You: ya You: \so is just a friend You: i love that shit You: so in other news im pregnant Stranger: are you serious? You: ya and gullible isnt in the dictionary Stranger: ha you clever girl You: im a guy Stranger: i thought so You: hahaha that makes u more of a pedophile Stranger: seriously You: seriously what? Stranger: i am a pedo You: wtf You: is a pedo Stranger: pedophile You: oh nioce You: so have u ever got any little girls to meet u in reel life Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey You: Have you heard about the word? Stranger: the word that god is black n john the baptist is mexican? You: Nonononono You: The word? You: Do you know what the word is? Stranger: the word around the watercooler? You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? You: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a... A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird... Surfin' bird You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom You: Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word You: are you informed now? Stranger: umn Stranger: so this bird?? Stranger: its....the word?? Stranger: clarify this for me plz You: Okay. You: So basically You: There has to be a word right? You: Obvs. You: So this word You: Chosen by the gods of word-like wordness You: Was for some reason. You: Bird? You: Capiuche? Stranger: ah yes Stranger: so these gods of ''word-like wordness''... are they black? You: Black gods? You: What world do you think we're in? You: So much responsability to a black person You: Nononono You: And plus You: Blacks with good grammar You: Pffshyeah right. Stranger: hahah You: We can agree on that You: right? Stranger: hmmm Stranger: some blacks r grammatical geniuses Stranger: cnt reli name em tbh Stranger: but still Stranger: #lool You: Well You: it was a pleasure You: to spread the word with you. You: toodles You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: well hello You: why hello there You: and who might you be? Stranger: whatever you want me to be You: oo You: i like that Stranger: well Stranger: tell Stranger: me Stranger: what do you want dear You: i think you know Stranger: tell You: sexy time You: is this not the national dogging website? You: i'll take that as a no.. Stranger: no You: oh Stranger: do you prefer blondes or brunettes You: bit of a redhead fan myself Stranger: ok You: oh it is You: it really really is Stranger: want do you want Stranger: want that i... You: that you.. You: i'm just out of the shower.. i'm all wet and steamy Stranger: ok... Stranger: than your machine into your hands Stranger: You: wa You: machine? Stranger: yes Stranger: omg You: you want me to put my machine into my hand? Stranger: are you a male or a female ;D You: i would class myself as male Stranger: ok You: because i have a penis Stranger: well Stranger: that what is it is Stranger: want me to be Stranger: naked or half-naked You: well i have a towel covering my genitale You: and a bra on.. Stranger: ok.... Stranger: imagine that i'm there You: already been doing that Stranger: imagine that i... You: that's why i'm wearing a bra.. You: yes.. Stranger: take your towel off... You: already did that too Stranger: imagine Stranger: that Stranger: my hand Stranger: is searching Stranger: and you put where it belongs You: yes.. You: go on.. Stranger: my hand found the special and started to... Stranger: massage that special place You: mm hmmm Stranger: tell me what do you want to do for me You: are you a guy or a girl? Stranger: girl You: oo You: first i would slip some sleeping pills into your drink You: wait for you to drift off.. You: then lather you up in fish oil and use you as a toboggan down the stairs You: after that i would be rather tired so i'd have a nap You: then you'd begin to wake up and be like why have i got rug burn where my carpet is.. and then i'd have to slap you until you fell unconcious You: and then lather you up in more fish oil and taboggan you down to the dock where i would sell you to some sailors for a very reasonable price You: you'd have to ask them what would happen to you after that.. Stranger: LOL Stranger: the what happen? You: well i'd go home and probably have some supernoodles.. and clean up the fish oil You: then the sailors would probably be arrested and on the news You: at which point i would leave the supernoodles and try and find a way to convince you it wasn't me.. You: at which point i would probably be arrested myself You: so how does that sound? Stranger: very Stranger: NICE You: my kinda girl.. Stranger: what if i was a male You: oh You: when then i'd give you some sleeping pills.. You: lather you up in fish oil You: and stick you in a bath full of ice where i would harvest your organs and sell your penis to a german You: who would then fry it.. but find it too chewy and end up throwing it out.. You: he would then come to me for a refund and i would tell him to 'Fuck Off' You: i would then by a sheep and try and mash it's organs into yours You: at which points you'd be like euhh euhhchhuhe auuh uuhhhhhhhhhh..... You: dead Stranger: sexy You: then i'd sell you're body to medical research for a pretty penny for being the first person to live with sheep organs.. Stranger: how nice You: it's what i do.. Stranger: may i continue my You: your... Stranger: doings You: sentence? You: you may.. Stranger: WHAEVA Stranger: i tell you what i'm going to do You: uh huh Stranger: sorry Stranger: NIW Stranger: WHEN I TOOK YOUR COCK Stranger: OUT Stranger: OF THE TOWEL Stranger: AND Stranger: MASSAGED IT Stranger: I Stranger: SUCK Stranger: IT Stranger: AND Stranger: bite it You: oh Stranger: then i took a chainsaw Stranger: and Stranger: cutted Stranger: it You: dear go You: d You: so what did you do with my mangled cock? You: i'd like it back Stranger: i Stranger: PUT IT TO YOUR EAR Stranger: AND YOU SAID Stranger: OHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH Stranger: THEN Stranger: I PUT IT TO YOUR BROWN HOLE Stranger: AND YOU SAID Stranger: LOVELYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: THEN I PUT TO MY MOUTH Stranger: AND Stranger: SWALLODED Stranger: IT Stranger: THEN Stranger: IT CAME Stranger: OUT Stranger: OF Stranger: MY Stranger: ASSHOLE Stranger: AND You: that's the logical place.. Stranger: THEN Stranger: I Stranger: POOED Stranger: AND NOW YOUR COCK IS BLUE Stranger: THEN Stranger: I Stranger: GO Stranger: TO GET Stranger: A NEULAN Stranger: AND I Stranger: OMPELIN Stranger: THAT BACK Stranger: AND Stranger: AGAIN Stranger: I Stranger: CUTTED Stranger: IT Stranger: I PUT IT THROGH YOUR EYE Stranger: THAN Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN CAME Stranger: AND BIT ME You: and... Stranger: NOW Stranger: I AM Stranger: A VAMPIRE Stranger: AND ME AND CULLEN HAD SEX Stranger: YOU ARE COCKLESS Stranger: WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING US Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN'S COCK IS SOOOOOOO BIG Stranger: AND YOU ARE COCKLESS Stranger: MUAHAHAHHAA Stranger: THEN Stranger: THEN Stranger: YOU TOOK A DILDO Stranger: AND PUT IT TO YOUR COCK'S PLACE Stranger: AND NOW YOU HAVE A DILDOCOCK Stranger: AND YOU TRIED Stranger: TO COME BETWEEN ME AND EDWARD Stranger: BUT YOU COULDN'T Stranger: soo Stranger: what do you think You: well it sounds lovely for you and edward You: but i can't help but think i get the short straw.. Stranger: do you even know who's edward cullen You: yeah i googled him when you were talking You: he's the vampire guy Stranger: yes You: from the faggy vampire movie Stranger: robert pattinson plays him Stranger: and from those books You: seems like a standup guy.. Stranger: she is so handsome You: she? You: he's a she Stranger: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS Stranger: ;PPPPPPPPPPP You: she has a cock? Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS You: not a she then Stranger: why Stranger: not You: cuz chicks don't have dicks Stranger: i have one You: hey one of my pubes is shaped like a question mark You: well then you'd find yourself in a bath with sheep organs Stranger: nice You: well i was meant to be in work 4 hours ago You: you've been lovely Stranger: oh Stranger: thank you i know You: ta ta for now..
biznitch please, i got ewok himself. Stranger: los angeles Stranger: kool You: yeah dude You: la sounds sick You: lots of great stuff from there art-wise Stranger: yea Stranger: u graffitti artist? You: yup Stranger: kool Stranger: me2 You: lol nice Stranger: wanna see my thin You: yuh Stranger: wait Stranger: http://f.imagehost.org/0719/nyc1.jpg You: lol, sure Stranger: yea Stranger: its in nyc my hood You: what do you write Stranger: jus my homie's nickname You: which is Stranger: teknyc You: but that doesnt say teknyc.. Stranger: yea Stranger: cuz my homie alwasy do some job in da graf
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