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Omegle [Speak To Strangers]

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  1. stevefrench

    stevefrench Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: LET ME SMELL YO DICK
    You: allright
    You: come on over
    You: i'll whip it out for ya
    Stranger: (unsure)
    You: well, you DID want to smell it, didnt you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. stevefrench

    stevefrench Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: aloha
    Stranger: i am here to take your base belong to me
    You: oh noes!
    You: all my base are belong to you?
    Stranger: no no
    Stranger: you just dont know who am i
    You: oh okies lol
    Stranger: do you heard about north korea?
    You: no, what is it?
    Stranger: it's a country idiot
    You: never heard of it
    Stranger: are u from us?
    You: yah lol
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: i knew it
    You: did you?
    Stranger: of course you're from us
    You: im actually canadian
    Stranger: nevermind
     
  3. DeeSquared

    DeeSquared Senior Member

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    Stranger: gurls like da dudes who play it kewll dog.. and lemy tell ya it aint easy
    You: i can more pussy in an hour than u can count on ur fingers
    You: and toes *****
    Stranger: but as fa me, i pull it off- ha
    You: play it cool
    You: teach me
    Stranger: watchu call me?
    You: how to be cool like u
    Stranger: if you aint blackk, u aint got no right to call me dat
    You: im black
    Stranger: gringo fuck
    Stranger: ya you be shittin me
    You: im not
    Stranger: am not stupid lak u
    Stranger: i repeat, DESPERATE
    You: my name is african
    Stranger: oh, and u also pathetic
    You: come on teach me
    You: i wanna be cool like yu
    Stranger: i aint teachin u shit
    You: please
    You: PLEEEEEASE!
    Stranger: cmon go fuck all them gurls u think u got
    You: i dont i was lyin
    Stranger: and leave da ppl on this site alone cuz u serusly trippinn dude
    You: i just wanna be cool please teach me
    You: come on
    You: please help a brotha out
    Stranger: catch u never lossa
    Stranger: imma go talk ta sm1 normal
    You: please man come on
    Stranger: laterr los-a
    You: is cool when u flip a coin and lean on a wall
    You: and wear ur hat not fowards but in a random direction
    You: is that cool cause im watchin fresh prince right now and he seems pretty cool
    You: is sayin "DYNOMITE!" cool
    Stranger: dawg u pathetic
    Stranger: layta
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  4. Peter Reveen

    Peter Reveen Senior Member

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    You: hi
    You: hi
    You: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi wanna cybersex? im 16 male
    You: ok
    You: im 13 girl
    Stranger: not
    You: ...
    You: clit tease
    Stranger: got prof
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: lick
    Stranger: :p
    You: ...
    Stranger: hmmmmm
    Stranger: I know how it will end
    Stranger: but me
    Stranger: how would you like me to tease you?:p
    You: .... welll asking me shows you have no confidence soo idont think iwasnt to anymore
    You: you must convice me to
    You: crack my legs ope nand shove this pulsating dildo in my cunt
    Stranger: cinvince you too what?
    Stranger: may I lick you? xD
    You: only if you do it with a scooby do tounge
    Stranger: ok:]
    You: DO IT YOU PUSSSSy
    You: ok since oyu cant do it ill get you offffff
    Stranger: :[
    Stranger: how should I
    Stranger: were just talking online
    Stranger: rub urself a bit
    Stranger: and imagine
    Stranger: :p
    You: yah thats how it works
    You: thanks for that....
    You: im opening you legs open
    You: and taking off you briefs
    You: i see your hard already
    You: hmmmmm
    You: you dick taste good
    Stranger: thx:">
    Stranger: http://i40.tinypic.com/4j9xd2.jpg here is a pic of it
    You: i spit in my hand and start jerk you off
    Stranger: ups
    Stranger: xD
    Stranger: not that lol
    You: im taking off my shirt for you
    You: you pinch my nipples
    You: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
    You: i get on my knees now
    You: and face fuck you
    Stranger: ah
    You: you like that
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: I like ur taste
    Stranger: yummu
    Stranger: yummy*
    You: you telll me your cumming
    You: then i scratch your back to make sure oyu dont
    You: and you tell me to go harder
    You: now i take off my unmentionables for you
    You: you like that i dont shave
    You: and that hard for you
    You: now your turn to go down on me
    You: and stick my fat dick you your mouth
    You: ohh yah
    You: ooh
    You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
    You: now i man handle you and bend you over
    You: as you scream cause you cornhole is tight
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
     
  5. doinitagain

    doinitagain Senior Member

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    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hello!

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: how are you?

    You: so the last guy i talked to wanted me to watch him jack off how fucked is that

    Stranger: pretty fucked

    You: yep

    You: so whatsup man

    Stranger: nothin much really

    Stranger: just had dinner

    You: dude sweet what was it

    Stranger: meat, potatoes, and beans

    Stranger: kind of boring

    Stranger: but it gets the job done

    You: better than what im havin probly a sandwich or somthing

    Stranger: yea

    You: yeah so how do i do this?

    You: just put my dick on the keyboard or what

    Stranger: lol, what?

    You: hhy nyjgun hyhy
     
  6. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    hahahaha



    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: hello

    You: oh god i just came!

    You: whew

    You: that was good

    You: thanks

    Stranger: can i lick it ?

    You: but i'm done already

    Stranger: screw you

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2009
  7. CASHLTEEZIE

    CASHLTEEZIE Member

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    BEST ONE OF ALL TIME!!

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: I need a friend
    Stranger: xD
    Stranger: wh?
    You: i been having these problems at home
    You: idk who to call
    Stranger: understain
    Stranger: what problem?
    You: my daddy touches my private area
    You: and i dont know if its right
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 11
    You: i think im just gonna end my life
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
     
  8. DeeSquared

    DeeSquared Senior Member

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    this bitch didnt know who he was deelin wit

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: i can smell the bitch coming off of you
    You: close yo legs ho
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: u csn smell ur mom
    You: bitch i fucking kill you
    You: icut your throat and rape the slit
    You: do u know who i am bitch
    Stranger: how gay
    You: i fucking kill yo ass *****
    You: better stay out my buiness
    Stranger: ***** northside
    You: ***** south west side bitch
    You: man fuck you and yo north side shit
    You: i kill yo ass
    Stranger: do it
    You: bitch
    You: you wanna test me *****
    You: i come over and kill yo ass right now
    Stranger: k
    You: weres my got damn gun
    Stranger: i got me a mossberg
    You: i fucking shoot yo ass in the head
    You: bitch i got a fuckin rocket launcher that i stoll from the pawn shop gtfo
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  9. stevefrench

    stevefrench Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet?
    You: sure
    Stranger: nice ;o
    Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st ;)
    You: no problem
    You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg
    Stranger: <.<
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  10. skull-e

    skull-e Elite Member

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    FUCKING LOLLLL

    im so baked, time for some omegle.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HALO DER
    You: HAR HAR HAR
    Stranger: want to learn something cool?
    You: meh
    You: shoot
    Stranger: Let me tell you about a porcupines balls



    theyre small, & they dont give a shit!
    You: so is ur dik
    You: lulz0rz
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  11. dior

    dior Senior Member

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey:)
    Stranger: hi
    You: sooo.
    Stranger: yup
    Stranger: hows it going?
    You: pretty good
    Stranger: cool
    You: exept for that im pmsing and i dont have a tampon so im sitting in my blood typing this
    Stranger: well that sounds pretty terrible
    You: ya but dont worry it works s pretty good lube:)
    Stranger: i suspose
    You: so hows your life
    Stranger: not bad
    You: oh thats good to hear
    You: want to cyber
    You: ?
    Stranger: sure baby
    You: oh tay
    You: first i open my legs then i start pulling down your boxxers
    Stranger: my big cock is so hard
    You: then your rock hard 8 inch dick pokes me in the face
    You: i giggle
    Stranger: it likes you
    Stranger: but my balls are lonely
    You: now i start going to work first i give you a hand job while sucking your nuts
    You: ohhh yaaa mmaaa
    You: uhhhhhhh
    Stranger: feels soo good
    You: then i rap my lips around it and start sucking
    Stranger: can you deep throat?
    You: oh ya i can wach this
    You: then u rip my panties off and bend me over and start but fucking me
    Stranger: very nice
    You: ohhhhhhyaaaaa
    Stranger: yea tight little ass
    Stranger: ill put a few fingers into your pussy too
    You: oh ya then i bend u over and but my giant cock into you as u scream in agony
    You: ahhh i just came all over you
    Stranger: shitty
    You: your coveredin my cum
    You: then u lik it all up
    Stranger: maybe
    You: then you choke and die because theres sooo sooo much
    Stranger: well then im dead
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: poop so big it kills you
    You: bitch ass i rape you
    You: wit my 2 inch johnson
    You: it rips your ass to shreds then you die in a puddle of your own blood and fesese
    Stranger: BABI LO!!ANJING!!!NGOMONG GA USAH PAKE BACOT!!!
    You: then i lick it up
    Stranger: NAJIS
    Stranger: TAI
    Stranger: BABI
    Stranger: BERAK
    You: and vomit it into a cup and feed it to my dogs
    Stranger: ANJING
    Stranger: KENTUT BAKAR!
    You: wtf what kinda communist laungage is that
    Stranger: KENTUT GORENG
    You: go back to russia
    Stranger: HEY!!IM NOT A RUSSIAN!
    You: then dont fukin talk like one god damn
    Stranger: this is bermuda triangle language
    You: what the fuck fuckas die all the time there u should move its unsafe
    You: i dont want you to get hurt
    You: i care about you
    You: alot
    You: is typing
    Stranger: gw ga pernah peduli ama lo!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.0231
     
  12. dior

    dior Senior Member

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    read the beggining and the very end
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
    Stranger: hey
    You: hows life
    Stranger: okay
    You: well thats good im a girl so are you gunna try to cyber do me alot
    You: i dont like that
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: i will not force myself on you
    You: okay thats nice of you
    You: so lets cyber
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: okay babe
    You: ohkay good so first i slowly open my legs
    You: then the smell of fish enters the room and you
    Stranger: HHAHAHA
    You: stick your giant hard 8 inch dick into me
    You: ohhh yaaaa ohhhayyyaayaa
    You: mmmmmumumumumumumuuuuuumm
    You: uhhhhhhh
    Stranger: NO FISH CUNT
    Stranger: *slaps*
    You: then you bend me over and penetrate my cute ass
    You: do you like it
    Stranger: i vigorously pound your butthole
    Stranger: shit on me
    You: ohhh yaaa
    You: i thit all over you and it splatters all over your walls
    Stranger: mmmm
    You: then you start eating me out
    Stranger: i eat it up
    You: then my dick comes popping out of my pussy and i cum in your mouth
    Stranger: i squirt shit into your pussy
    Stranger: awesome
    You: then you gargle it and spit it back all over my face

    Stranger: then i add pepper
    You: ohh yaaa u dooo
    You: then you start playing with my saggy tits that sagg all the way to the floor
    You: and dragg when i walk
    Stranger: god babe your hot
    You: ohh yaa
    You: then you flipp my saggy tits over my shoulders and start going to work on my fishy cunt
    You: then youu slitt a whole in my and start fuckking it
    Stranger: you have a filithy minjd
    You: oh ya and u put a whole in my head and started fucking my dity mind till it turned into a soup and i died in a puddle of my own blood and pieces of brain
    Stranger: then i eat you
    You: ya then after that you throw up straight in the air so it lands in your face
    Stranger: but you are dead so i cant rub it on you :(
    You: ya so you rubb it all over your pet turtle
    Stranger: NOOO NOT ROGER
    You: rogger likes that
    You: so then you put rogger up your cock
    Stranger: feels good man
    You: oh ya and im not a man im a tranny
    Stranger: hot
    You: are u from bombing science
    Stranger: no
    You: oh soo how did you like that cyber
    Stranger: it was awesome
    You: okay good that raises my self cofidence
    You: just like it raised your dick
    Stranger: that it did
    You: whats wrong with you why would you ever talk to random strangers
    You: on the internet
    Stranger: bored
    You: wtf most people would of got off in the beggining of our cyber
    Stranger: it was funny
    You: thnx i try
    You: were u from
    Stranger: massachusetts
    You: oh fuck im from rhode island
    You: what city
    Stranger: Fitchburg
    You: whats that near
    Stranger: worcester
    Stranger: i actually just got arrested in providence
    You: for what
    Stranger: I got into a fight at a bar
    You: haha thats why u bring beer mace and a samari sord
    Stranger: yeah i should have fought off the cops
    You: ya i do graffiti there
    Stranger: you gangster
    You: no not fuckin gang graff that dumb shit
    Stranger: hey you just banging for your set
    Stranger: its fine
    You: okay its good you under stand hahahaha
    You: have u ever done drugs
    Stranger: yeah
    You: only hard core kids do drugs
    You: what have u done like only weed
    Stranger: no i have done coke, shrooms, acid, ecstasy, MDA, salvia, ketamine
    You: total bull
    Stranger: i have
    Stranger: i party hard
    You: nice ive only smoked weed but i want to try shrooms are they scary
    Stranger: they can be
    Stranger: you gotta wait for a nice non stressful day
    You: ya thats what i herd
    Stranger: then just chill by a tree and smoke pot
    You: ya i figure ill just do it this summer and i want to try e but we dont have any here
    Stranger: oh there is plenty E around prov
    You: ya but i live in ports mouth
    Stranger: E is amazing if you get clean stuff
    Stranger: do it if you go to a concert
    You: ya but i dont want to get some pressed shit wit meth in it
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: if you can get it in powder form thats better
    You: i didnt know u could
    You: my mum told me how she tryed acid lulz
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: acid is by far the best drug
    You: its what i herd looks fun
    Stranger: 12 hours of pure awesome
    You: i havnt had anough time to get high latly cant wate till summer
    You: and have u seen steve os pcp saved my life
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: pcp is rancid
    You: why it looked fun for him
    You: lulz
    Stranger: it turns you into a crazy killing machine
    You: really sounds like something to do on my death bed
    Stranger: hmm it would make your funeral fun
    You: ya i figure ill do all hard drugs exept for herion on my death bed
    You: and acid
    You: ill do acid before
    You: what do u do fo a job
    You: u there fucka
    Stranger: brb

    You: kk
    Stranger: back
    You: mmkay
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: just dont think you can fly
    You: what
    Stranger: on acid
    You: oh ya ill do it at the beach
    Stranger: that would be awesome
    You: ya
    You: i dont have any reliable dealers tho
    Stranger: it is hard to find
    You: ya really hard got ripped of 40 bucks like 3 weeks ago havent done any since
    You: :(
    Stranger: awwww
    You: thts rite feel bad fo mee
    You: lulz
    Stranger: you like the lulz
    You: i do it fo the lulz
    Stranger: 4chan
    You: wtf...
    Stranger: you know it
    You: i dont know what it means
    Stranger: haha never mind
    Stranger: it where that phrase came from
    You: oh kk
    You: so how do you afford all your drugs or are u just a crack head bum
    Stranger: haha i have a job
    You: what u do
    Stranger: I work in plastic factory now
    Stranger: i dont do those drugs all the time i mean
    Stranger: just smoke weed on the reg
    You: wow exiting lulz sounds like it causes sever lung rot
    Stranger: nawww
    Stranger: more like lung awesome
    You: nice
    You: me and my boy are gunna clam this summa we can make like 100 to 200 a day
    Stranger: dealing?
    You: no go clamming like the food
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: how stereotypical rhode island
    You: ya i know its good money tho im gunna pimp out my bike and get tons of paint n drugs
    You: lulz
    Stranger: you baller
    You: ya i try
    You: im wachin the wedding singer its mad funny
    Stranger: i have never actually seen it
    You: wtf fuck u 20 somthin and havent seen it im 14 and seen it like upwards of 20 times its so dope
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: you are 14?
    You: yes sir
    Stranger: i feel dirty for cybering with you now haha
    You: hahahahaha u should it makes u a pedophile
    You: im gunna citizen arrest yo ass
    Stranger: awesome what i have aspired to be all my life
    You: nice
    You: so do u like hip hop
    Stranger: yeah
    You: nice do u like under ground or the copperate shit
    Stranger: I like a lot of stuff
    Stranger: define underground
    You: i guess idependant label
    You: like people under the stairs
    Stranger: yeah they are really good
    You: ya im addicted to acid rain and san frisico nights
    Stranger: Acid Rain is a good song
    You: ya
    You: \so is just a friend
    You: i love that shit
    You: so in other news im pregnant
    Stranger: are you serious?
    You: ya and gullible isnt in the dictionary
    Stranger: ha you clever girl
    You: im a guy
    Stranger: i thought so
    You: hahaha that makes u more of a pedophile
    Stranger: seriously
    You: seriously what?
    Stranger: i am a pedo
    You: wtf
    You: is a pedo
    Stranger: pedophile
    You: oh nioce
    You: so have u ever got any little girls to meet u in reel life
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  13. Cesk

    Cesk Banned

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    You: Hey
    You: Have you heard about the word?
    Stranger: the word that god is black n john the baptist is mexican?
    You: Nonononono
    You: The word?
    You: Do you know what the word is?
    Stranger: the word around the watercooler?
    You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    You: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a...

    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
    Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird...

    Surfin' bird
    You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
    You: Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Well don't you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    You: are you informed now?
    Stranger: umn
    Stranger: so this bird??
    Stranger: its....the word??
    Stranger: clarify this for me plz
    You: Okay.
    You: So basically
    You: There has to be a word right?
    You: Obvs.
    You: So this word
    You: Chosen by the gods of word-like wordness
    You: Was for some reason.
    You: Bird?
    You: Capiuche?
    Stranger: ah yes
    Stranger: so these gods of ''word-like wordness''... are they black?
    You: Black gods?
    You: What world do you think we're in?
    You: So much responsability to a black person
    You: Nononono
    You: And plus
    You: Blacks with good grammar
    You: Pffshyeah right.
    Stranger: hahah
    You: We can agree on that
    You: right?
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: some blacks r grammatical geniuses
    Stranger: cnt reli name em tbh
    Stranger: but still
    Stranger: #lool
    You: Well
    You: it was a pleasure
    You: to spread the word with you.
    You: :) toodles
    You have disconnected.
     
  14. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    Stranger: hiii
    You: You just lost the game
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    YES!
     
  15. Syhe

    Syhe Senior Member

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: well hello ;)
    You: why hello there
    You: and who might you be?
    Stranger: whatever you want me to be
    You: oo
    You: i like that
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: tell
    Stranger: me
    Stranger: what do you want dear
    You: i think you know
    Stranger: tell
    You: sexy time
    You: is this not the national dogging website?
    You: i'll take that as a no..
    Stranger: no
    You: oh
    Stranger: do you prefer blondes or brunettes
    You: bit of a redhead fan myself
    Stranger: ok
    You: oh it is
    You: it really really is
    Stranger: want do you want
    Stranger: want that i...
    You: that you..
    You: i'm just out of the shower.. i'm all wet and steamy
    Stranger: ok...
    Stranger: than your machine into your hands
    Stranger: ;)
    You: wa
    You: machine?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: omg
    You: you want me to put my machine into my hand?
    Stranger: are you a male or a female ;D
    You: i would class myself as male
    Stranger: ok
    You: because i have a penis
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: that what is it is
    Stranger: want me to be
    Stranger: naked or half-naked
    You: well i have a towel covering my genitale
    You: and a bra on..
    Stranger: ok....
    Stranger: imagine that i'm there
    You: already been doing that
    Stranger: imagine that i...
    You: that's why i'm wearing a bra..
    You: yes..
    Stranger: take your towel off...
    You: already did that too
    Stranger: imagine
    Stranger: that
    Stranger: my hand
    Stranger: is searching
    Stranger: and you put where it belongs
    You: yes..
    You: go on..
    Stranger: my hand found the special and started to...
    Stranger: massage that special place
    You: mm hmmm
    Stranger: tell me what do you want to do for me
    You: are you a guy or a girl?
    Stranger: girl
    You: oo
    You: first i would slip some sleeping pills into your drink
    You: wait for you to drift off..
    You: then lather you up in fish oil and use you as a toboggan down the stairs
    You: after that i would be rather tired so i'd have a nap
    You: then you'd begin to wake up and be like why have i got rug burn where my carpet is.. and then i'd have to slap you until you fell unconcious
    You: and then lather you up in more fish oil and taboggan you down to the dock where i would sell you to some sailors for a very reasonable price
    You: you'd have to ask them what would happen to you after that..
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: the what happen?
    You: well i'd go home and probably have some supernoodles.. and clean up the fish oil
    You: then the sailors would probably be arrested and on the news
    You: at which point i would leave the supernoodles and try and find a way to convince you it wasn't me..
    You: at which point i would probably be arrested myself
    You: so how does that sound?
    Stranger: very
    Stranger: NICE
    You: my kinda girl..
    Stranger: what if i was a male
    You: oh
    You: when then i'd give you some sleeping pills..
    You: lather you up in fish oil
    You: and stick you in a bath full of ice where i would harvest your organs and sell your penis to a german
    You: who would then fry it.. but find it too chewy and end up throwing it out..
    You: he would then come to me for a refund and i would tell him to 'Fuck Off'
    You: i would then by a sheep and try and mash it's organs into yours
    You: at which points you'd be like euhh euhhchhuhe auuh uuhhhhhhhhhh.....
    You: dead
    Stranger: sexy
    You: then i'd sell you're body to medical research for a pretty penny for being the first person to live with sheep organs..
    Stranger: how nice
    You: it's what i do..
    Stranger: may i continue my
    You: your...
    Stranger: doings
    You: sentence?
    You: you may..
    Stranger: WHAEVA
    Stranger: i tell you what i'm going to do
    You: uh huh
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: NIW
    Stranger: WHEN I TOOK YOUR COCK
    Stranger: OUT
    Stranger: OF THE TOWEL
    Stranger: AND
    Stranger: MASSAGED IT
    Stranger: I
    Stranger: SUCK
    Stranger: IT
    Stranger: AND
    Stranger: bite it
    You: oh
    Stranger: then i took a chainsaw
    Stranger: and
    Stranger: cutted
    Stranger: it
    You: dear go
    You: d
    You: so what did you do with my mangled cock?
    You: i'd like it back
    Stranger: i
    Stranger: PUT IT TO YOUR EAR
    Stranger: AND YOU SAID
    Stranger: OHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: I PUT IT TO YOUR BROWN HOLE
    Stranger: AND YOU SAID
    Stranger: LOVELYYYYYYYYYY
    Stranger: THEN I PUT TO MY MOUTH
    Stranger: AND
    Stranger: SWALLODED
    Stranger: IT
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: IT CAME
    Stranger: OUT
    Stranger: OF
    Stranger: MY
    Stranger: ASSHOLE
    Stranger: AND
    You: that's the logical place..
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: I
    Stranger: POOED
    Stranger: AND NOW YOUR COCK IS BLUE
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: I
    Stranger: GO
    Stranger: TO GET
    Stranger: A NEULAN
    Stranger: AND I
    Stranger: OMPELIN
    Stranger: THAT BACK
    Stranger: AND
    Stranger: AGAIN
    Stranger: I
    Stranger: CUTTED
    Stranger: IT
    Stranger: I PUT IT THROGH YOUR EYE
    Stranger: THAN
    Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN CAME
    Stranger: AND BIT ME
    You: and...
    Stranger: NOW
    Stranger: I AM
    Stranger: A VAMPIRE
    Stranger: AND ME AND CULLEN HAD SEX
    Stranger: YOU ARE COCKLESS
    Stranger: WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING US
    Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN'S COCK IS SOOOOOOO BIG
    Stranger: AND YOU ARE COCKLESS
    Stranger: MUAHAHAHHAA
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: THEN
    Stranger: YOU TOOK A DILDO
    Stranger: AND PUT IT TO YOUR COCK'S PLACE
    Stranger: AND NOW YOU HAVE A DILDOCOCK
    Stranger: AND YOU TRIED
    Stranger: TO COME BETWEEN ME AND EDWARD
    Stranger: BUT YOU COULDN'T
    Stranger: soo
    Stranger: what do you think
    You: well it sounds lovely for you and edward
    You: but i can't help but think i get the short straw..
    Stranger: do you even know who's edward cullen
    You: yeah i googled him when you were talking
    You: he's the vampire guy
    Stranger: yes
    You: from the faggy vampire movie
    Stranger: robert pattinson plays him
    Stranger: and from those books
    You: seems like a standup guy..
    Stranger: she is so handsome
    You: she?
    You: he's a she
    Stranger: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
    Stranger: ;PPPPPPPPPPP
    You: she has a cock?
    Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
    You: not a she then
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: not
    You: cuz chicks don't have dicks
    Stranger: i have one
    You: hey one of my pubes is shaped like a question mark
    You: well then you'd find yourself in a bath with sheep organs
    Stranger: nice
    You: well i was meant to be in work 4 hours ago
    You: you've been lovely
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: thank you i know
    You: ta ta for now..
     
  16. bosny

    bosny Senior Member

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    biznitch please, i got ewok himself.

    Stranger: los angeles

    Stranger: kool

    You: yeah dude

    You: la sounds sick

    You: lots of great stuff from there art-wise

    Stranger: yea

    Stranger: u graffitti artist?

    You: yup

    Stranger: kool

    Stranger: me2

    You: lol nice

    Stranger: wanna see my thin

    You: yuh

    Stranger: wait

    Stranger: http://f.imagehost.org/0719/nyc1.jpg

    You: lol, sure

    Stranger: yea

    Stranger: its in nyc my hood

    You: what do you write

    Stranger: jus my homie's nickname

    You: which is

    Stranger: teknyc

    You: but that doesnt say teknyc..

    Stranger: yea

    Stranger: cuz my homie alwasy do some job in da graf
     
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2009
  17. dior

    dior Senior Member

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi Asl ?
    You: hey
    You: im a girl
    Stranger: cool how old are you ?
    You: 11
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    You: u better fuckin answear me or i sucker punch u threw the screen
    You: i dont play games bitch
    You: i tote a glock and im hard in da street
    You: FREE STYLE
    You: my flow so tight my rock so ice cold
    Stranger: oh my god
    Stranger: rumba si !
    You: i beat fuckers up and it never getss old
    Stranger: uno dos tres quatro !
    You: my dick breaks yo mums hold
    You: so i cum in her beat the bitch old
    Stranger: i know you want me you know i want cha
    Stranger: rumba si ruma come on
    You: no i dont i just wanta suck punch ya
    Stranger: sucka?
    Stranger: sucka sucka ma cojones?
    You: ya i pity the fool
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: if you want seksual
    You: what bitch
    Stranger: iou are bitsche
    You: no u cant fuck me
    You: put it away
    You: i got teeth in my cunt
    Stranger: i fuck you and your sister and your mother and your father and your dog
    Stranger: and your maid
    You: mutha fucka i dont got no maid or father or sister
    You: who u think i am
    You: patrick swasey?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: were u from bitch
    You: answear me mutha fucka
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2009
  18. Subconcious

    Subconcious Senior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Quick! Your favorite hobby?!
    Stranger: tits or gtfo
    You: Fuck yeah!
    You: brb
    You: ill get a pic
    You: but we're trading, right?
    Stranger: ok cause the GD is begging
    You: ugh... my computer is sooo slow, hold on a sec
    You: http://snoedel.punt.nl/upload/008/mini-mini-tits.JPG
    You: :D
    You: You like???
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  19. kroc_oner

    kroc_oner Elite Member

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: whts up
    You: yo bitch u there>
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: whats up
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: usa
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  20. AoAssis

    AoAssis Elite Member

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    why would you post that? Neither of those were funny.