i stepped in ink and it got all over the house before i noticed.and one time the marker came apart on accident.its not like i ment to do that shit.its just how things work.like it matters.my house is falling apart as it is the carpet is the least of my worries.
cap backwards few times- hoodie with paint, fuck it.. i would like to get sum caps that glow in night
this one time i sneeked into my girls room and we were fucking and i shot my load all over her mouth and face and her mom woke up and i hid ...all i heard was her mom say what was that noise and clean that drool off your face!? that was my biggest mess up ever
that being said when i first got word of oil paint and paint thinner i went out to our nicely stained porch OUTSIDE to fill the bottles up. the red one went nice and smooth so i thought i had it down pact so on to the white paint..... i duno what the fuck happen but i was pouring and my hand decided to tilt all the way backwards then out of reflex it tilted all the way forward and my hands were completely white (im black) i was hella nervous cuz if my dad would have seen it he would have killed me. literally. but luckily i have a little paint thinner left and windex somehow helped out too. i got it all clean thankfully except a bench we had back there and my hands. so if you do it outside go to the far part of your back yard
had a shitty silver walmart can tryed out a fat cap on it within maybe 30 seconds shit like jizzed all over my hand n it was like silver for a week shit wouldnt come out by the time i got home
i just filled up a mop went to hit up a busy street.....some mutha fkers were comin so i was rushin and accidentally squeezed mop too hard n the nib blew off, black ink all over my face...
swicthing my nib to get some nice black **** ink working i had to take out the spring in the nib full of ink shit slashed right in my eye /:
I wa trying to mix paint cans for the first time and it exploded in my face.... Funny as hell but my mom was pissed
washing out a mop, when the water filled to the top, with ink when splashing all over my bathroom sink (which is marble and fancy porcelain) one it filled to the top, i stood there for 2 hours trying to take it out after it dried too quick, before my parents came home...
Having a friend come over and grabbing my on the run soletip and saying whats this, as i turn he drew a line on my wall with pink on the run paint. My missis just got out the chair got a wet cloth gave it to him and said good luck, i laughed my ass off for ages and told him your ment to do graff on other walls not your mates lol. Unknown !!!
i was using some fat ass mop, i think it was a soultip, with this super neon green ink in it. I go up to a wall or some shit, and unscrew the top. Turnd out the nib had gotten stuck in the cap, without me realizing, so i basically gave myself, my clothes, the wall, and everything else around a heavy coat of neon green. Completely wasted the nearly-full marker. Ruined my favourite t shirt too.
i let my friend use my dripping marker. he fuckedit up some how and when i took off the cap the nip and all that mechanism came of and splashed all over the wall and my shoes and pants. wasn't that bad.