What I find with being a true stoner is that ya dont go around telling every one your stoned. Call me old fashion. But when I was at school sitting in class chumps would be like '' ahh you smoked before ya came to school ay man hahaha'' ''nah man im not stoned hahaha'' Then i would be sitting there silently high as a kite and know one knew. Although i was always stoned at school atleast a little.

 

"this weed is toy as fuck"

 

schwagg is not regs, or mids, or whatever.
schwagg is dirt.


like what i'm smoking on right now.
fuckin brick weed like whoa.

 

wen i was in pheonix mids was "mersh" as in commecial regs..dirt is "bobbie browns"...hi's is watever the man wit the goods wants to name it..

ive had grape ape. pineapple, champange ,purple urkle, grand daddy purps, sour d and blueberry..list goes on

 

champagne is so good.

 

I can't wait until tomorrow!
Finally get some weed after a week-long dry spell

 

dealers don't sell they're stuff by strain names here unless you get it from the actual grower....
don't you guys think that half the time dudes are just giving any bud any name and selling it? like if you're not cool with your dealer, i'm sorry but i bet most of you are getting any random strain named as whatever the dealer pleases

 

as long as it's actually headies, i could care less.
most of the legit people i know don't have names for their shit.

 

Most the people I know have multiple strains on hand and either had part in its creation or personally know who did. I'm not to worried about the legitimacy of my herbs.

 

Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth. I gotta say Pete Rock might be the best beatmaker of all time.

 

^cool username
i wouldn't wanna fuck with somebody named forrest armstrong

i'm not kidding either

 

people are telling me that swag means dirt weed. and your right. but here in kansas, its SOMETHING WE ALL GOT. kansas is dirty. you gotta go outta town and shit.

snatched some cinderel shit. holler. doggie.

 

that is hilarious. the first paragraph almost had me believing it, but after that i was just like wow. this is brilliant hahaha

 

they weren't lying when they say hitting water from a high altitude is like hitting concrete i brusied my eye hahaha the side of my gluteus maximus hurts hurt even more when i was swimming to shore and my hand kiiiiiilllls. the bridge had to be 70ft+, and im fuckin dry nothing to ease to paint

 

yeah, from what i heard anything from +200 feet your dead. sounds like a pretty cool way to die though. lol.

 

best 25$ i ever spent

bubble bubble

 

Dayum, split a twelve of miller high life, to bring to my dudes for all you can smoke for $5, his friend owed him money so he gave him 9 grams for $70. We packed a 5mm thick two and a half foot or so, double perc'd bong with a nice ash catcher, another bong, and my bub... Packed each bowl about a half a dozen times and just passed the glass around.

I woke up this morning at 10:45 high as fuck and poured myself a glass of orange juice and then went back to sleep for some reason. Good ass time.

 

the WORST part about not having any weed is waiting for your dealer to call you back so you can get a new bag

tick tock tick tock....

 

I can feel you on that shit's god damn annoying.

I like my dealer right now though she's fucking stupid.
She wanted 15 for a gram so i gave it to her and I always like to get my shit wieghed out cus I got ocd like that so it wieghed out at like 1.9 and she was like is that good enough?
I was like uhh yeah I think so haha