chyeah! dont re-act b4 thought cuz den karma hits i promise that im bombin shit, and spit as a llama is i dont need a scale, "eyeball work" like a "pharmacist" come down clean, still swing as a harness is shit, im just chillin on O's and sippin on 4's now i dress prep, to be evadin the po's but when i wreck im a co-llision waiting to blow you is just a luv tap, tryna be towed..... no...thats fake if i done ever seen it boi i dont need a heater if im dealin wit yall silly toys come round my block, you'll see wuts gritty boi best be a G, if you come to tone city boi!
to my knowledge, rappers from texas just talk about their candy painted cars, rims, sizzurp, and other such things.
Jay-Beezy in the mind of a g, yes the boi reigns supreme you done herd it all before j-b bout his green j-b flow is mean, but what does that mean? 20 shots to ya dome if ya talk about my team all about my paper, yes im a paper chaser rub you out like an eraser if you ever wanna take a- -trip to my hood, ya get it understood when it come to that good im the best in the hood all about my cayso stay ridin for dem paysos we can battle if you say so otherwise you better lay low it'll be ok though not tomorrow but today though car stay whiter then that mayo, similar to that yayo flow sticky like a splinter, ice cold like the winter nervouse, givin you the jitters, dont be afraid to be a quitter cuz it seems hataz flow stink like farts, ill be hittin bullz eyes like i was playin fukin darts!
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i'm the type to finish with punctaution of an astrix fuck around with me and end up in a fuckin casket doin a couple backflips for portrayin a suckin actress i aint talkin bout gymnastics, im talkin them mathematics have your brain reduced to a few words, spaces like madlibs if you got some madlips, i cool em down with hatricks put your face on ice just to show you how i practice aint no jokin here, this be rawer than some laxitives askin kids, why they always screamin like some waxed tits my lyrics put hairs on your chest like a 5th of wiskey and a pack of cigs packin clips that leave you full of holes like the gastric aint no bypassin me, speedin so you fasten your mother fuckin seatbelt, get ready for the crash bitch prayors can no longer save you so quick make a last wish god aint on your side so all you see is savage all i wreak is havoc, call me the reapin package!
by the way i beat yall ass, call me the parent, yall some bad kids yeah i do the dam thing alot, yall do it a tad bit im so fuckin fast and fatal, yall just like some fat kids the only thing your killin is your mother fuckin matress i cop more brain than a psychiatrist and put it in her backend until she leaves screamin and bleedin needin a bandage if you want beef then i bring it like iraq did invade your country and kill off your people with u.s. tactics!
Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence Because you had secret evidence, and documents on how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent dominant Islamic, Asiatic black hebrew The year two thousand and two, the battle's filled with the Wu Six million devils just died from the Bubonic Flu Or the Ebola Virus, under the reign of King Cyrus You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris Un-loyal snakes get thrown in boilin lakes of hot oil, it boils your skin, chickenheads gettin slim like Olive Oyl, only plant the seed deep inside fertile soil Fortified with essential, vitamin and minerals Use the sky for a blanket, stuffin clouds inside my pillow Rollin with the lambs Twelve tribes a hundred and forty four thousand chosen Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions
I came back to the boards, now I'm thinkin' what for man? When I could jerk off to porn and talk shit back on 4chan/ But what makes me different, am I from some super scene? No, I'm just another douchebag behind a computer screen/ Damn, first I'm making CD's then I'm back in my moms crib, Listening to the Slim Shady LP, I even dyed my hair blond kid/ We at four bars now, can I even make it to five, I'd rather cut it short, cuz you can't face this alive/ I'm on some Jon Edwards, speaking from the beyond shit, Ghostly ass Small Time's, big balls with an awful small dick/ Lemme tell yawl some shit that really chaffed my ass, I caught a case of chlamydia that just makes my past/ Not my present, and it don't stop the future from cycling, I wake up every day and gotta pop a doxycycline/ Half yawl don't even count, why the fuck you still spittin', Tyler, I think everyone knows by now that shit's GZA's written/ Swich ain't to shabby, but still has a few rungs on the ladder, While I smash cats like watermelons and I'm Gallaghers hammer/ I'm sober as fuck, pissed off, and really need a swisher sweet, Fill it up with some chronic and then I can blow away my misery/ My girls pissing me off now, all she does is talk shit, That's how I devised the line about my not so tall dick/ Haha...
im picture perfect when im squirtin a tech, ya herd im worth it im obserd when i be swervin,ya herd im sippin burbon thas fo sho sittin lo, tippin blowed wit my purchase and yes im cold as the blow from a winter wind, dirty- i done hope dat ya herd me, cuz i been gettin my bricks and if you talkin that shit then its off wit ya hip im bustin clips to ya lip, im sendin crips to ya crib all abount the slang and gang- bang wher i live and you could die in the night, or try and stay outt of sight evade the police and re-ly on a pipe and if ya feelin the pressure, and outkasted as lepers then ill hope you'll treasure all the words and my letters and if you readin them proper, then you as G as my choppers every thang that i say should be awarded an oscar im sayin FUCK HOW YOU LIVIN, I mostly live in a prison outside the pin is still hell, welll at least where im chillin and yes my neighbors all felons, you better watch wut you tell um cuz theyll hammer ya head, similar to a melon im pullin up on sum choppers, round side the block is sum boppers i pop a glock if the offer is either shoot or get shotter........fo real...
this is for the weed smokers, school droppers the only thing i learned from school is how to roll a blunt proper haters are watching, me i dont give a fuck, im just smoking your the type of guy who ask for shit like: can i bring my smoke in? dude your chilling with a bunch of pot heads, what you expecting? after a while you get kicked out of here cause your stressing bringing the type of vibe i want to avoid when im uplifting
Know how I'm livin, dawg, are you kiddin? You wouldn't know shit even if it was silver platter given/ Listen dude, I think you need to calm the fuck down, Cuz where I'm from ain't no Crips to be found/ Ain't no Six to bang, but I know my six points, You get smoked quicker then something I rolled up, a pin joint/ Calm down whodi, with that down south swagger, Cuz in Chi-Town an accent really don't fuckin' matter/ Sayin' you live in a prison while you still sittin' on the internet, You wouldn't make money if you placed it on yourself in a bet/ CALMATE, CALMATE, LOS GUERROS ERES LOCO! I don't give a fuck son, I'll still lock you in a chokehold/ So ill, so real, the new Mr. Don't Give a Fuck, And if there was one to give then I wouldn't give enough/
Small Time! I sit around, all while smokin' a square, Momma keeps bitchin', but Small Time don't care/ So what if she ditches this country to run to Germany, I'm glad she'll be fuckin' gone so she ain't no concern to me/ Gotta answer my phone cuz I just got a new text, I'm not just a one man army I rep a few sets/ But what is simply a question of irrelevance, I'm not some marketing genius I really ain't that intelligent/ Just a stupid motherfucker who fell in love with words first, That's why my throat itches and I developed this absurd thirst/
yo, you cant bear that i win, ill tear it again, smokin' reds, like native americans. wearin the merits and pins, flashy, gawdy, got me cocky, keep the beef in me, like hot tamales, godly, prolly, get drunk to a flogging molly, knock back my hat with a couple of tallies. vision blurrin, and slurring out of my mouth, my heads in the clouds, but my hearts in the dirty south, surely proud, no doubts, no worries, hurry now smoke it up, toke it, fuckkk, its on, in ron pauls name, we pack bowls like football games, no shame to no names, get itttttttt<3
when i come back, these kids better acknowledge i'm home i don't have big rims, but i'm still polishing chrome it's illegal how i let my eagles fly at your dome chop your body up, and let my dogs swallow the bones ob-vi-ously, rappers seem to have a problem with me cause i holla, "come and get me", then smack em' like bob and whitney i make yall regret me... you wish you never met me but i know at the end, you're always gonna respect me
screwface capitol, thats where i live, and we known far and wide for the input we give. we'll judge you, like you commited serious felenies and if we dont like your shit, avoid you like desease. mad hits from T.O. we've had two or three, and we praised by the critics for our di-vercity you may ask, "toronto? what makes YOU so dope?" cause we got mad flow in this here big smoke. with K-os, kardinal and K'nann holdin it down and more cats than i can count in the underground. and thats one of the reasons that its got to be the four one six for this e-m.c.!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc cue (funky 70's porn music) (wait for it wait for it) so i just got this job as a pizza boy im makin cash money. oh joy. but let me tell ya bout my first day of work it was crazy and now im really feelin the hurt an order was placed at a quarter to noon they right down the block, so id get it there soon she prefered to have a large meat lovers she prefered to have it delivered by a brother shes cuz in luck im a dark skinned nig and yeah nigs got it real big as i lit lig my cig. now my on way. its right down the block like i did say walking up to the door, i was feeling pretty crazy when i saw the silhouette of a fine young lady she gave me hard on quick put the pizza over my crotch to cover my hard dick as i rang the door bell, she was already there in nothing but her underwear i stared. this babe had a seductive and beautiful voice. and well i had no choice. she said: "come on in and set the pizza on the table" " is a hard on i see?" well if you willing and able. right then and there is when shit got nuts first thing i did was squeeze her butt then i brushed my palm between her soaking thighs there was no time to ask why ( anyone care to continue?)
Then i punched that bitch in the face and she cried And not much later I skull fucked her til she died yeah i knocked her eye out and fucked the empty hole then i went in my room and i smoked a fat bowl