fun fact:i shat in a hat with a cat on my lap.and the sound of the crap slappin the hat was that of a a fat splat ratatatat. im bored.
when i was about 13 when i first started skating, i literally busted open one of my nuts on a rail. Now only one nut really..."works" so I have HALF the chance of getting a bitch knocked up.
i got shot in the eye wit an air rifle about a year ago now i can only see through my left eye and jesus u woodnt believe how hard it is gessin distance with only 1 eye =/