so i recently broke out my old film slr camera to start up my little photography hobby again and i've been planning to go to this old abandoned psych ward that's like 45 minutes from my house and i've been planning this out for a few weeks cause shit keeps getting in the way. anyways i finally head out there last weekend and most of the places that i usually use to get into the place are all welded shut and shit. after about a half hour of looking for another way in i finally get into the place. so i'm walking around looking for some ill shots and as soon as i find one i go to take the picture. batteries are dead. fuck
Cut my hand open gnarly on broken glass while out writing and trying to climb on some overhang thing and walked 40 minutes to the 99c store with my hand in my sock to get ducttape and tape my hand shut. I got some weird looks on the bus that day.
sketchy shit, that's why they make these things called bandaids. last night i was straight blazed, and this girl was dtf, but hellll naw, I was too busy watching a movie laughin my ass off. shoulda hit it.
I spilled half a gallon of white paint all over my carpet last night, and I didn't realize until this morning. I've spent half my day cleaning that shit up and you can still tell there was a spill there. Fuck.
I was. they're the annoying sort of cut that only hurts when you knock it again XD this thread has some luls let them continue...
Was told to put a baked potato in the microwave for 6 minutes, went away to do something, smelt burning and came back to find a flaming baked potato. Spent half a day cleaning that microwave and everything still smells like a bonfire.
this is the worst. i literally tear my car apart looking for change sometimes. or i just go steal one. but what's even worse is when you rip the blunt or something when you're rolling it, and you don't have money for another.
ripppping the blunt is the worrrst not my fail but i went to the paint section put em in my waist line and about to walk out of the isle and the manager was like 4 seconds to late to catch me HAHA his fail my win
yeah it sucked especially since i didnt even get to eat the brownie so i went to a halloween party at a co workers stayed for about 5 mins then left and the next day i found out this girl had sex in somebodies car and they fuck all the time but she was on 2 guys the whole night. so i visited her myspace only to find some pretty racy pics she was naked in most but covering since its myspace so i requested her in hopes of getting my weiner lubricated and......well.......it started off ok but now shes just an annoying immature 20 year old who likes to send random text messages. just 5 minutes ago i got a text from her saying "mmmmmmm pomegranate" fuckin fail on my part. last time i listen to my penis
I know a dude who had the same problem. He banged some chick on her porch and then she just kept texting him. lol
i didnt say i ignore her tough guy. i text her back but shes annoying as fuck. so like i said fail on my part for thinking it would be easy vagine
haha^^ i had so many clogged caps and then one day they didnt wanna work..so instead of bombing i got a gatorade bottle and paint thinner and put all my caps in the paint thinner..i started shaking the bottle and didnt put the top on and all the paint thinner spilled on the floor and i had to look for my tips in the dark..i refilled the gatorade thingy and my tips and put the top on and shake the shit out of it..leave it in paint thinner all night and last night i put my only orange dot on a rusto and the mofo cap explodes?? i got pissed and my dad was wondering who threw spray paint all over the wall.. thats a fail..