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Fail of your day.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bazer, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. PeeInTheShower

    PeeInTheShower Elite Member

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    boss tells me to call him to see if i need to come in. i call him and say i'm busy, he says "come in when you're done". fml.
     
  2. Small Time Crook

    Small Time Crook Senior Member

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    I woke up again today. That was pretty failtastic.
     
  3. OOPS!

    OOPS! Senior Member

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    Took a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Yelled at my brother to bring me some out of the other bathroom and he just laughed at me and got back on the computer.
     
  4. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    wipe with your hand, throw it at him, then wash your hand
     
  5. Flawless Victory

    Flawless Victory Elite Member

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    Just be like "yeah (whatever she's talking about) is dope. Hey, you want to chill?"
     
  6. La Coka Nostra

    La Coka Nostra Elite Member

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  7. umop 3pisdn

    umop 3pisdn Senior Member

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    fuck yeah, pomegranate.
     
  8. Baron

    Baron Moderator

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    Ran out of contact solution last night so I borrowed a friends bottle of solution. I failed to realized that it was solution for hard contacts. When I woke up and put the contacts in my eyes it might as well have been vinegar. I haven't been able to focus on anything for the past two hours so I skipped two of my classes.
     
  9. crailtap

    crailtap Senior Member

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    damn that sucks. the worst thing ive ever had with my contacts is getting an eyelash between one and my eyeball, and just having tears pouring out of that eye for a while, looking like a nancy boy.
    who the fuck wears hard ones anymore?
     
  10. Loki X Sho

    Loki X Sho Banned

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    I need a hard contact or I'll have to get a corneal transplant one day.
     
  11. Steezy McCreezy

    Steezy McCreezy Member

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    I think he'll be a little more traumatized that you managed to throw your hand at him.
     
  12. Flawless Victory

    Flawless Victory Elite Member

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    I'll give you hard contact.
     
  13. .nolove.

    .nolove. Senior Member

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    ^fail of the day.
     
  14. ScueitontheBar-B

    ScueitontheBar-B Member

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    This is a fail on behalf of my math teacher. All period long he was bugging me to do my work. After a while I got annoyed so I asked him.."dude, why are you all up in my shit?" to which he replied "boy ima be all up in your ass if you dont finish that damn work."
     
  15. IlikePie

    IlikePie Elite Member

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    You should have him fired on grounds of sexual harassment.
     
  16. este_oner

    este_oner Senior Member

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    sat on the weed...
     
  17. Steezy McCreezy

    Steezy McCreezy Member

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  18. Vagrant

    Vagrant Elite Member

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    liquid thc enema?
     
  19. crailtap

    crailtap Senior Member

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  20. Steezy McCreezy

    Steezy McCreezy Member

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    Thats a too real it scares me a little, on second thought, the idea of telling someone its the new cool thing, hmmm, given me an idea now. To the lab!