today i fell on my mouth thanks to the snow. kinda cool to have snow tho. we dont have that much snow in holland.
My night started as a win, fucking a bomb girl, lost a used condom in her bed, then fucking her some more with my spare. But then I left my hat at her house
went to drop a goodmorning deuce and coughed up a huge chunk of lungs and decided to try and spit in between my legs while shitting. fail. loogie on dick.
i woke up, after dreaming i had my girl with me, only to remember i'm too gay to get out of the friend zone. oh yeah i also left BET on.
rocked a gravity hit last night full of cyrstal but when i put the bowl in, the chamber wasnt all the way down so the air blew most of the kief away FUCK.
i just tried smoking the last of my bud outside with all this snow and wind, i couldnt light the shit and the bud ends up falling out my one hitter and scatters with the wind. i bend ove to pick up what i could find which was nothing at all, i stand back up an the cord of he my head phones gets caught on my knee and snaps in half. winter is fucking horrible!
lol i had a similair one but minus the headphones. I woke up and found just enough left overs to load a bowl then RIGHT AFTER i loaded it i dropped my steamroller and it binked off the table and spun around flinging my only bud all over the place to never be seen again. Least the piece didnt break though
I was leaving my friends house and when we leave we have to lock the wooden gate. No one was their with me to lock it so I have to lock it and then climb the fence. I walk my bike out of the gate and set it down and then for some stupid reason I hopped the fence to shut the gate and lock it when I could have just walked through.