lol I like it when acid get's mad................Makes me tingle I think [/b][/quote] same here hahahha :lol: i will take that as a complement
Why dosent the pope do kareoke? Hes dead. < I thought this up and If I'm going to hell everyone will know why. Why don't polish people ride Japanese motor cycles? They said they can never get used to getting in on the other side. Whats the difference between a sorrority house and a circus? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other a stunning array of cunts. Whats the difference between a Nun and a Prostitute in a bath? One has hope in her soul...
Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church. Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus. Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!" Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line.
not sure if these have been posted but i will post them anyway cos theyre a couple of my fav blonde jokes Two Blondes and a Camel Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two assholes on that camel!!'" Two Blondes and Two Mice There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?" The second blonde said, "Why don't we take one and chop off one of its legs?" But during the night the mouse with four legs said to the mouse with three legs, ''That's not fair -- I want three legs too.'' So the mouse with three legs told him to eat one of his legs. And so he did. The next morning the blondes were upset about this so they did the same thing as the day before. But again the mouse with three legs ate one of his legs. This went on until both mice had no tails and legs. Then one of the blondes shouted, ''All right, that's it! You take the black one and I'll take the white one!''
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
This is kinda racist but here i go... What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in the leaves? Raisin Bran.
most people go off whenthey hear a racist joke,were all people some people are just diferent,its like makeing fun of a kid with girl hair,or a nnerd at scool what do you call a black abortion centre,crime stopers
I think the only way to ever get over racism is to make it funny... Crime stoppers ha, fucking guy. What you call five mexican people, one chinese and five black people? A sprinker, hand movements are used but I'm not sure if nessacary. >>Spick, spick, spick, spick, spick Chink! Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger << I hope that wasen't too tasteless but I told a black friend and he laughed...