Fuck, I came inside. Pocket Pussy felt better. Shit, condom's broken. Abortion? Felt like your daughter!
you know we're related? that was not tight reminds me of prison! felt better than Grandma! your armpits really smell you've fucked how many? you're not a virgin! is today garbage day? *start sniffing the air* im twice your age! worse than your friends!
prob been said but i say this everytime after sex so.. give me the bong! but i add the word cunt after ....
I fucked a roll.. (as in fat roll) You're like fuckin' quicksand! I lost my wood. Is that your underwear?
Man if you're a guy and say 'pass the bong cunt' to your girlfriend you're pretty cunty bro! Unless you're a girl, but even then kinda mean callin yo boyfriend a cunt.
why does the girl have to be your girlfriend? and most girls are cunts. time to go bitch are you itchy too? well i got mine...