You don't have a soul anymore.
Sorry, bro.


I have a superbad-esque obsession with drawing vaginas.

 

I drew a vagina and crosscocks today. it was awesome.

 

my woman wanted to get married today

 

personally i hate it when they start with that stuff. the one i have now, we were at her dads and her stepmom starts some shit like "so when do you two think you want to get married?" and i went "hold on cunt, you better not be starting that kind of shit"
i mean ive been with her almost 2 years, but jeez

 

haha yea this is a yr now only but im like ughhhh

 

i just shat in the apartment washing machine.

 

fact: i love tha smell of pork chops in tha morning..

 

Fact If i could eat bacon every mornin i would

 

Fact I need to take a massive shit but the roommates been in the shower for 35 minutes... Women. I feel as though a blumpkin is the only way she can redeem herself

 

im listening to marilyn manson - coma white, after an hour wayne kick and im still feelin it

 

im a pastor

 

i hate shitting when companies over.

i cant shit anywhere but home. literally. my bowels stop outside of home.

if i ever met justin beiber i would punch him in the face. real shit.

 

i just smoked a skinny blunt and talked about growing weed for an hour. how i would cross germinate plants and make crazy combinations...and how i need to buy a bag of good soil.

 

Never taken a shit at school or a public toilet, only shat at my girlfriends house and my two other family members. I've taken a shit in a pool and on a playground cause I refused at my friends house rofl. I'm with you it's not because my shit stinks I dunno I just hate the looks of fkn some peoples toilets.

 

fact. yer shit stinks.

 

I'm a vegetarian.

 

I'm a vagetarian

 

I watched the first season of Burn Notice.

 

I really enjoy watching kids movies they make me get teary cause they're happy rofl.