i have just been enlightened. that is possibly the best advice ive ever heard. maybe i should tell everyone at school that i quit and that graff is for bad people, then go "mastubate" on the walls. the school will be covered with my "cum" and no one will expect me
even worse idea. dont be taggin at your school thats the number one way for the toy catchers to find your ass
yeah i know. i just get bored as shit at school. i guess ill just masturbate at home. just got a 4x8 sheet of plywood, primed it tonight and im just gonna paint ALL day tomorrow.
fucking word ''dude we came here together we gotta leave together'' yea but i only fucking came to this shitty party with u so i could score''
when a girl tries to kiss you after just giving you dome. i stiff armed this bird last night tryna get me like that.
i dont get whats confusing about it? i had a girl ask me why that was weird before. she asked if i had ever kissed a girl after i went down on her. i said 'fuck yeah'. she asks why it was weird the other way around and i told her that her juices dont contain my future children. besides the fact i think i speak for most dudes when i say one of my life goals is to never taste nut juice.
you also could have told her it was the girls fault for not stiff arming you and instead tasting her own juices. but im with you on never tasting knuckle babies i hate when plans get ruined by some one not answering their phone. if we planned on kkicking it why would you not answer the day werte suppose to? makes me put them on the ignore list(mentally) until i get a reasonable explanation
that's when you flip it around and bend her over. you'd really rather nut on your hand than in a snatch? ha i was thinking the same thing. nil reminded me of another pet peeve...girls that have a very well known reputation of being a slizard but suck in the bed.