HA! That reminds me of an episode of cops. This dude had 2 grand on him and his friend in the passenger seat had like 3 ounces of crack. The dude with 2 g's said he just picked the other dude up for his girlfriend and the cops let him go. He wasn't buying crack at all, no way...
cant say that, thats a big pleasure lol up there with pussy and weed. PMW all day every day baby whoo
when you shit so good you get goosebumps. hearing a dope piano jam. finding money in winter clothes. rearranging your room
that empty feeling of starvation then remembering you had pizza the night before and had planty left over!
I dunno if it's a small pleasure I like to do it a lot. But I love to flirt and make a girl want me then I feel satisfied even if I don't go any further though with some it sucks not taking that path but w/e. Massive ego boost.
I do the same thing. Then I kind of leave them hanging.. haha. Or I'll pull the "you're like a little sister! I love you!" thing.
.Parliment full flavor menthol in the morning. .getting the call from your girl that starts with, i started my period. .waking up to roomie leaving loaded bong and lighter on bedstand. .going back home to visit,high as shit, and your dad greats you with a sandwich. man i miss home
rofl, but it's like fun no harm intended just like a chase xD Hahaha yeah lmao, it's mean in away but you do make a good brother at the end of the day haha.
Of course, you just remain a very good friend. :] I'll always offhandedly flirt though.. haha. I only go for the girls that I REALLY want. haha.
sittin, reminiscing, smokin blunts, bringing back memories of fades or just crazy shit that's happened or bitches you fucked or stories with cops or jail..... with a friend you haven't seen in 5 years. the smell of your own slightly sweaty armpit. you know you like it. the feeling of knowing you're about to come up on easy money. feeling you get when you're exercising, knowing you're getting in shape. when you're about to nut, and you think in your head about the songs lyrics that's playing, and you think at the time you're nuttin', "damn, i'm feelin that". try it. petting a cute fucking pitbull puppy. god damn it i want to eat one. when you put a smug rich fuck in his place, letting him/her know that anyone can regulate on anyone, despite financial class. in other words, you stare at me the wrong way in your bmw... i'll make you feel foolish when i tell you to "take a picture you sexual predator ass niggha, itll last longer"
Hahah yeah man so true. I flirt with girls then I meet one girl and then I forget about the others and get really interested in her and bam I got her. How I got my gf now, her friend was a skank and then I met her through her friend and now it's almost a year lmao.
when shit u order comes in the first 2 of the 3-5 working days when ur out of weed scrounging together all ur old grinders and every book u rolled on in the past week to get a joint. then half way thru u find a bud that turns it from a pinhead to a fatty finding a dope new group or artist with a huge back catalog i havnt herd about when u expect the remake of a good movie to disappoint but it dosnt being out on a sunny day and hearing some roots reggae on someone else s radio meeting a good friend you havnt spoken to in a really long while when ur both fucked up at a rave
gettin head from a fat girl because they have no self esteem sleeping in until 3 only to realize youre unemployed and have nothing to do but smoke weed and watch futurama reruns mommas lasagna finding an old can of krylon ultra flat black, put on an NY fatty and going to town.. bonus: that shit smells delicious!