i hate your life

 

i pissed all over this bitch tonight straight up r.kelly shit

 

and your proud of that? thats something you joke about not actually follow through on. you sick fuck

 

im addicted to sex....like a crack rock scratch my neck type shit....

 

I try not to accept tips at work.

 

I got a fkn flu.

 

I freestyled on the Tim Westwood rap show on Radio 1 (UK) with Melle Mel doing adlibs in the studio.

 

My nose started bleeding at 8:30 AM it's now 5:45 PM and hasn't stopped. lawlz.

 

use tampons! it works good for that trust me

 

Ha yeah footy players here use em.
It's finally stopped.

 

word and they smell good ;]

 

I support Utah Jazz

 

i used to play competitive pball until i got caught burning the ganj

 

The fuck is pball?

 

paintball

 

dont feel bad i said the same damn thing in my head....i just didnt wanna be the dumb shit to ask haha

 

uh ok? curiousity means your a dumb shit now? i must have missed the memo.

 

How do u rak?

 

by licking my genitalia