i agree, in austin most cops are really chill, unless they are state troopers

 

Fuck Off...thats a good excuse right ?

 

sir i'm just out raping bitches on their way home, i'm not tagging! you can search me!

 

only excuse you'd ever need:
Walking to the nearest 24/7 fast food place for late night snack (know the 24 hour places around your city, though im sure most of you do)

 

dont be seen by a cop, if you do, and they look like they wanna stop you, run, if they happen to catch up, stop immediately and start doing push-ups, when they ask why you were running say you were exercising and didnt notice them...

 

Cops where i live are crazy. If they see anyone walking the streets at night they will stop them. So since im usually with a pal when bombing i just use the excuse that we are walking home from a movie at someones pad. Never fails, unless they see you twice. Then your fucked and they get pissed off at you for not going straight home

 

I just tell cops i'm walking home from the girlfriends house

 

^ exactly just explain that your either on, or coming from a mission for getting your dick wet, and unless they are faggots, you should be golden

 

^better have a legit address if you say that. I've been asked for the address and name of the resident, then he checked on his laptop.

 

...or you tell them you just had a backyard orgy with a bunch of midgets and a 6 foot tall Icelandish woman. trust me, cops don't check up on that.

 

bump this shit^ Bombing = ghost status

 

yes!

 

This is too true, I was going to throw up a few tags when I had gut feeling to not go, checked my watch cause the cop usually doesn't patrol that area at 7pm. I said screw the gut and went on the other side of the fence, walked around the building and sitting right there practically waiting for me was a cruiser, he accelerated and I booked it like hell and practically ran a mile cause I was on probation from the area and the cop knew it. (county sheriff)

ALWAYS listen to the gut.

btw I didn't get arrested and I hid up in a tree for an hour.

 

.................................................................................why does that seem made up?

 

this shit dont usualy work cops are fucked up theyll usualy just scoop ya frail ass up and you cant do shit about it

 

lmaoooooo

 

I wanted to see if all the streetlights were working

 

haha havent gone out painting sober in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time so its always heading home after a late one @ the pub, if not i find the reply of im a shift worker when else u think i get to walk

 

rub your eyes and act all surprised, then tell him you must have been sleep walking. highfive the cop and walk away whistling with your hands in your pockets.