So that's your excuse when someone whoops your ass. Whether its meant to be malicious or not people take offence to it.
QQ more. Why does everyone get butthurt so easily ? If its not aimed at them they should take no offense, not even a part of the conversation.
haha for real leaks thinks hes the don ***** on this website!!!! you're so cool dude...ahaaaaaaaaaa lame ass *****
when i was 17 , I was at a party this chick was throwing, her family supposedly wasnt home, I was getting sucked in her little sisters bedroom by this drunk slore (we snuck in the crib through the basement entrance cause everyone was supposed to be in the backyard), when I hear the door opening ( we had set up a shitty baracade) , so I rolled off the bed and it was the mom of the chick whose house it was! I don't think she saw me but had to know what was up , or just pretended she didnt see me cause it was too awk..... this chick was half naked and sloppy as can be. the mom just asked her if she was okay and proceeded to the backyard to bitchout all these kids drinkin and smokin on her property, I got my pants up and stealthily took this chick back the way we came, I tried bringing her to this treehouse way in the backyard but she wasnt feeling it after the mom rolled in on her in skeezer mode. Wasnt that bad, but def awkard by all means.
nah im not butthurt nor do i take offense unless its aimed derogatory at me but there are plenty of people out there that do get butthurt easily plus he brought up the ass whooping thing first. and what the fuck are you talking about? i dont think im anything.....but your cool for thinking that i think that. you get 5 internetz. back on subject, seeing a girl you just fucked a couple weeks ago at a grocery store while your with your little sister and the girl gives you a big hug and the "lets fuck again" eyes. my little sister caught on right away. not that me and the girl fucked but she saw her eyes.
akward situation : i went clubbing with friends and got really drunk...than at 3 in the mourning we chill outside the bar untill like 5 and end up at a restaurant so theres like me and a couple friends and after we ate me and this other guy ends at one of the girls appartment and were still chilling...so the guy finally leaves and im yeah finally im gonna fuck! its like 8 in the mourning by that time and im still drinking pbr !...(girl i know since highschool she hasnt the prettyest face but nice ass and a fucking nice boob job cuz she had no tits back in highschool and that is really not my type but she would have done the job fot this day!!..) so were watching a movie we start kissing and shit and when it starts getting hot ...BAM!!! she starts telling me shes done with the one night stand shit and is looking for a relasionship and dosnt wana be played and bla bla bla !!! so i was telling myself damn im in shit now... and just didnt say nothing for like 2 minutes than got out of this shit by changing the subject saying other crap... finished my beer and left...so i thaught she was gonna think im an asshole but no it had to be even more awkward she dosnt stop talking to me on facebook and shit and tonight she was at the bar i went and still talked to me about seeing each other privately again a stuff! damn im happy to move to another city soon for studying!
bitch, you gay how is that awkward? i hate chatting away to my mates about how filthy some slut i sexed up is, then sed slut happends to be within earshot, and then shes all like "you what!"
fuck you bitch i aint gay ...i only wanted to fuck she wants a new boyfriend when we were about to fuck she stoped like a FUCKING TEASE saying she dont want no one night stand shit and juste dont say nothing for a while so yes that part was fucking awkaward! anyways even i would said that im interested in her and shit i wouldnt had any sex that day cuz of what she said about not being played so fuck it i left ... maybe i dindt express my self good when i said she didntt have the prettyest face ...she has a crappy face i aint gonna go out wirh that kind of bitch when i can get better !!! so yes that was fucking awkward !
yeah, but since he caught me by surprise i accidently pulled out an skeeted on her new drapes from bouclaire
just broke up with me missus cos she was too obsessed with me,my buddys driving down the road at about 5mph and im boogien my arse off in the passenger seat laughin n shit to stevie wonder, then i look up and shes standing at the side of the road cryin her eyes out.....awkward as fuckkkkkkk!
I texted and called my roommate on Friday about three times that night wondering if I could have the room for a while for the lady and I. All was going well until I we finished and we were putting our clothes on and all of the sudden my door swings wide open. My roommate is supporting himself up with the door post and his pants are around his ankles. He was so wasted he lost his phone and his wallet. I had to shove him out for a minute so my girl friend could get some clothes on, that was pretty awkward but it could of been a hell of a lot worse if he was 5 minutes early. An RA came by the next day to drop off his wallet that he left on the RA desk along with a bottle of whiskey haha.