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Diss The Person Above You-Freestyle Battle Cypher

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by trowel, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. Simon

    Simon Senior Member

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  2. MrB

    MrB Member

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    "no." ....... the worlds worst one word punchline champion has arrived
     
  3. hasemler

    hasemler Senior Member

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    I'll deliver a punchline like mortal kombat, fatality, not that, bob and weave bull shit, coming between this fool's lips, i smoke em like it was still cool kids, i am haseone for those who dont know, and i always deliever that no-scope flow!, call me master cheif im that first person shooter, dropping a verse in to my computer. Like this was myspace, refresh this, get the message? If not it said this, im a man im a menace, never forget this, im burning everyone like an ember on the check list.
     
  4. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    I said something like that once.
     
  5. hasemler

    hasemler Senior Member

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    im a bombing science lab rat,
    who has that,
    street presence like flat black,
    i don't steal your credit i rack that,
    yeah im about to make a killing in krylon,
    am i hero or villian?,
    all i know is i flow like a cope fill-in!
     
  6. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    Cop this cope fill in, your monocrome, im a multi color fade force field maniacle villian.
    A one in a billion, Flashin colors standin out like a retarded cameleon.
    This whole page is the most boring by far. Ive seen tighter rappers on a Milky Way bar.
    Fuckin your bitch up like a pornstar, you can call me Silky Stayhard.
    Or a botched pap smear, its a messy one folks better stand clear.
    But me? im front and center double fistin a pair a 40oz beers
    Your Center in a circle of 40 brown queers gettin filled to your ears on the opposite end of tears.

    phazer ones back so yall better just quit, cause im colder than an antartic shit.
    The big blue balls wonder you can call me the tick. Gettin it taken care of tho cause your girls on my dick.
    While you watchin from the corner like my mobile phone. The sidekick. While im hittin it till her side split.
    Think about how much time's spent tryin ta get ya rhymes together but they stay bent and im hell bent yet heaven sent to collect wack emcee rent.
    So pay up while im droppin balls in ya bitch like a lay up. Im phazer one motha fucker i stay up.
     
  7. hasemler

    hasemler Senior Member

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    Like mr. T i pity the fool, who give me the stool, by that i mean the shit rap, far from tight gift wrap, im not lying, if your gonna spit atleast spit fact, ive got this shit to a science in compliance, with my scientific method, your the flu im strep kid, your thc, and lately im meth kid, this is real battle rap wears your suit of armor, i don't wanna shoot and harm your, ego, im twisted like ryan dunn's car door, i run this shit call it parkour, i smoke.these kids like spliffs, wanna spark more? Word to khalifa, ill keep ya, rolled up in submission, fetal position like you need to refill your prescription, addicted to the lines i drop like old friends, how ya beeeeen?
     
  8. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    Homie all i spit is fact, you couldnt beat me if i battled while havin a heart attack, Cause my shits serious like that. Call my style the cardiac.
    Your flows less serious than a party hat. Mine blends effortlessly like yo where the bacardi at? Needa pour me up soma that cuz listenin to you is bringin my headache back.
    I think i seen you before homie, didnt you star in the wackness? like a diamond homie you cant crack this, and you better strap up with nukes before you attack this. Cause im bound to pound the life outta you, ya crew and every witness when i twist this. People find pure gold in my flow when they sift this. America's Most wanted, often flaunted cause i got scary paper homie, my wallets haunted. Fuck with me and im havin you run the gauntlet. Hammers whips in chains couldnt puncture my membrane so the fame game is where i remain till some one can remove all the blood stains from the weak emcees brains when my metaphorical tech gets aimed.
    But it gets old sorting through portions of crack baby abortions who think they can twist words like contortions so ima ask nicely that you simply have the decency to be a decent emcee before you come to get cut up like a histarectimy, cause all this weak sauce is misdirecting me. Especially, from people like you who think they can test me.But again your gunna fail like college algebra cause your just a pest ta me. a mere speck to me. im a spectical to see. so be respectful and leave.


    makin bitches tounge tied like i was playin french kiss twister, my bad homie was that your sister?
    Do you mind if i fist her? cause thats the next step after i kiss her. 1st base to a triple play with her.yup thats phazzzzerrrrrrr.
    Batteries in my hand given em the shocker like a tazer, stayin on point like a switchblade with a lazer.
    Bitches so used to the under qualified i dont even gotta try to faze her. gettin it free while your still the dude that pays her.
    Then she comes back and hands me that pay-per. You on lay away homie youll get it a year later.
     
  9. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    seriously? all you spit comes from the digestive track / furiously i dissect this cat with a razor wired baseball bat
    you couldnt come close to phat jerkin off on ya plus sized neighbors lawn
    I hate all that phazer speakin on if your style really cardiac you need to just stop dead or diet, try it already
    i ride the beat steadily / you tried to get ahead of me but you got washed back like the morning tide
    your a boring guy who tries to hard to be tight you aint on point if you got lazers on your knife / get a life
    get a clue you rap like a fool / you couldnt tread dark water swimmin in a black bottom pool
    matt's got them tools / i build the gallows and brought the rope but you hung yourself with the words you wrote
    shallow caliber your kidreny dope and that you can quote

    beat:
     
  10. Skeletor1134

    Skeletor1134 Senior Member

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    you aint kissing bitchs, you just sucking dicks n shit, never touched a clit, sucking on your moms tit, had to interrupt cuz you cant spit.
    all you spit is cum after drinking rum from naked bum, you just a gayboy, go home and play youre gameboy, you outta change your tag name to toy,
    you think you spit fire, but you really just liar, just a faggot humping tires, better get the pliers, cuz im in your skin like bad sin, fuckin with ya brain,
    strapin ya to the tracks and waiting for the train, god your fucking lame, like a cheap trick from david blaine,
    nah but for real, you aint no bargain steal, eatin pussy for my meal, lock you in the basement then i listen to you squeal, then i make you a deal, choose the ball or the sword, either way ill choke you with a cord, call me your lord, cuz you cant even afford a cheap dirty whore, so let me teach you a lesson oh wait you late for class again, youre my fucking vomit from bennigans.
     
  11. parasiticruffian

    parasiticruffian Senior Member

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    http://imgur.com/e0XK4.gif
     
  12. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    hahahahahahah that is great.


    Sketch, you couldnt pass this test if i hit you in the knee and they were testin reflex.
    Parasitic shows some talent but all you other cats needa regress.
    Maybe re-dress, cause graffiti aint in the flat bill homie your hopeless.
    And if it were your rhyme i bet youde use the word dopeness. but i aint gunna do that cause your style is the grossest.
    Simply put a disgrace to the page, while we stand like moses.
    But these waters aint wine and they aint partin, and you wanna talk bout gay shit its sounds like a deep breath when you fartin.
    Just another useless nucaunce tryin ta put in hes 2 cents, tell me why is his ceiling nooseless? Call him emcee boothless cause hes never really freestyled he sat down to a movie and got 8 miled.

    :p
     
  13. Riss

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    Hi Kids
    it's Anders Breivik speaking, you might have seen me on the news
    now I'm out typing on the web lighting fire to the fuse
    leaving people here a little bit confused
    like this: eenie meenie, oops I can't remember the rest
    my flow's so complex you can barely get IT IN TEXT
    the word is born, the cigar is lit
    the bizzarest spit you ever saw start's crawling and I fuck it cause I love a little INCEST SEX, and
    giving ALL OF Y'ALL S/M lessons
    and in terms of the fact that rappers are spitters
    I'm drooling like WATERFALLS on the Niagara River
    but to the point, the dude above me is lucky
    that his sorry rhymes is even reciecing
    this little mention on the storyline
    when I snort your lines I'm getting the impression
    that your mind is that of an aborted child
    so yeah...
    I'll drop a line for your sorry ass, and then return to my concubine
    in a swift sudden shift like religiosity under Constantine
    atrocities ain't volentarily dropping by
    that's why I'm dropping these rhymes
    with flow you can't stop - like high viscocity tries
    I've the lo-ve-ly shine, I'm
    a prodegy child, rhy-
    ming prophecy nigh, sign
    just on to these lines, time
    will honor thee, bye bye
    to wannabess, find out
    like Ptolemy, far out
    like Odessey honestly all of these sorry G's should honor me constantly
    stuffing me up with big profits like pharmacy
    ya follow me?
    I'm outta here like astronomy
     
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  14. Skeletor1134

    Skeletor1134 Senior Member

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    hahaha this thread is sick. herbs got dope rhymes.
     
  15. hasemler

    hasemler Senior Member

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    Everybody can eat their words,
    My job is to pre-heat these herbs, spit some shit then gleak these verbs, drowning yall like a baby at a tommy lee pool party, think thats nasty you have yet too see cruel hardly, im sicker then hitler, pulling a rhyme like a german revolver's trigger, im going ghost on these bitches, i dont ride on the switches, i coast on these bitches, i know im too epic when my mind lets me, im spitting hollywood, your visions i.f.c. lets be, completely truthfull, are yall really on here cuz the booths full? Claiming you spit harder then i do getting a tooth pulled? I didnt think so, with that warm drink flow, so do yourself a favor and control alt delete yourself, because knowledge is currently currency and you need wealth.
     
  16. Riss

    Riss Elite Member

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    yo yo yo now it's my turn to spurt out cliché's: I'm the best
    cause I got currency like the IMF
    on that SDR shit
    ripping your neck apart with a large stick
    expanding like FDR kid
    projectiles splitting your head like JFK
    with involvement by LBJ
    i.e. L.B. Johnson
    letter junkie style for you bumpkins
    upstream like a salmon
    as y'all are riding the wave like dolphins
    fuck this quick drop it's
    just something to fuck with
    heads like Inception
    like Paris Hilton sleeping at a Hilton hotel in Paris
    spinning mindwebs like the Blair Witch, ho
    venomous rhymes like a black widow
    yo
    the Hollywood in you is true I guess hasemler
    1000 of mindless words, but selling because of shape huh
    well now you're up against tha
    letter bender
    graffitiwise or in text ha.

    lol keep it rolling..
     
  17. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    shiiiiiit... i keep it rollin like a bearing, Swiss bones kid, how are the knock offs fairing?
    But dont let my questions confuse you into thinkin im caring. Heads up, leave now if you want sparing.
    Cause the bloods about to hit the fan, better yet the fans about to hit you. So kick them rocks like the inmates do.
    Take a lap and cool off, drink a brew. better yet make it 2. cause i like alcohol in my emcee stew.
    Cookin *****s up like some kinda iron chef dude. style smooth like oil but rarely crude. my scope tend ta zoom in on brains like john carpenter do.
    Most the time before homies even start their through. I knew you had no crew the second i laid eyes on you.

    A mile out, finger on the trigger mind fulla clout. Barrett 50 cal steez no time for doubt. you aint never see it comin, so no time for runnin.
    nabbin the general the rest are expendable, then find out how far each finger is bendable. Open that safe kid need something spendable.
    N i see you in the burbs homie so i know thats plentiful.

    So look closely before you approach me, cause i just might be high and dopey, blown off the OZ, but that dont mean you got what it takes to fight me, cause i might be,
    blown off my rocker just slightly, actually its quite likely, half the reason these other emcees dont like me or so choose to despise me, cause they know they cant hang so they can only spit to try an spite me. When really homie you should be rhyme despite me, cause you come up against a real bboy and your likely to be indited see? Have all your wanna b thug friends screaming he killed killer B! cause im a real life killer see? a real life trill OG, wit more swagga than Bun B and i keeper it realer than Real TV, So i can understand if you wanna be like me, but i aint mike and your still just a toy little tyke type kid, n FYI ima probly steal your bike after i split cha wig. Always sunny in philladelfia whats the VIG?

    How the fuck do you spell philly? lol
     
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  18. Tempo718

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    yall not even nice so ho go think twice
    miami vice wit they flash lights
    illuminate the dark after i murk u 2night
    im not quite your average bright little kidd at school
    because im ten times better than you that is a rule
    in my book ya could get cooked on tha crooked tip let ya body rip
    no playin or delayin wit my reaction time its jus rhyme after rhyme
    one time after time I'm nobodys fool so stop try'n you'll never find
    what eva it is yo eyein put yo focus someplace else
    cause homie if ya come see me believe ya best bring help
    I already read your pussy ass like 2 books on a shelf
    I could blind your eyeballs soon as u stall
    take a grip of your shirt throw u up on tha wall
    y you cryin lil baby then get on floor n crawl
    naw but really tho im not bein silly yo ass would get filthy
    in two seconds or less all ya see is a flash from my gun after u wet your dress
    i wont confess to them bullets that penetrate the chest
    so ga'hed n' test my gully see me I flash tha nine milli
     
  19. Madballs

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    Tempo718, more like flashin' that chodey 9'milli' fag cock
    Wait till you get the full force of my lyrical glock
    Your time is up, look at your clock
    Here, ill show you, let's meet at the dock
    We'll take a lil' walk around the block
    And no, this aint no date, I'm no fag
    Look at you suck dick and gag
    Fuck, stop tryna' hold my hand,
    The conversion of straight to gay doesn't go unnoticed
    Not every guy wants a cock,
    We all had the option to choose, but you didn't
    It's cool. You're deceiving nobody.
    Today, you've been pumped with so much cum, what's hurtin is your bum
    As a kid you were just so dumb, letting your daddy finger your bum
    Damn kid, you took your dad's 'tempo' so well he passed you around the slum
    We all know what you went through, your Pops obviously had an affect
    Ever since then, you're fucked up with he's effect
    Look at you with the sexual defect
    I pound on your face with truths,
    You sob and masturbate to gay porn
    Your asshole is so worn
    You'll do the same to your first-born
    just like your old man did to you who you so dearly mourn.
    Couple generations from tomorrow's morn,
    We'll see your fucked up descendants
    As they all go to court for raping men, as defendants
    So here's Koruptone, the only one,
    Spittin smack to you, your Pa and your kids,
    What you got on me you broke-hearted-homo?

    No beef intended, just foolin' around. Peace.
     
  20. Madballs

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    Let's get this thread roarin' guys.