Yeah well Australia let an African Circus come over now theres 20+ women out there that are infected cause they had unprotected sex with one of one them rofl. Playa playa
one nye there was a bunch of us drinking at my buds apartment before hitting a club. I had to shit really bad and i could tell it was going to be a bomb so out of respect for my friend decided to hold it until the bar. i get to the bar and make a b-line for the bathroom, there was a huge line and only one stall. So after about 10 or 15 mins of waiting i finally get in..only to find out that the only toilet is clogged with other peoples shit. and the bathroom already smells like ass. I decide to go for it anyway and drop the single biggest shit of all time...and it fuckin stinks too...sitting right on top of all the other shit. i cleared the entire bathroom for 20 mins
i attempted to do a shit in thw bushes but i just cant shit wen people are looking and i dropped my big mac and ate it off the bus stop floor
Well this one time I was very drunk in a club and my belly was rumbling, man I needed to fart bad. So what did I do I strategically went behind this group of dudes who were chatting up some babes and let rip, the girls left them disgusted and cruised over to us, so pretty much a double win for me.
Just two nights ago me and my cousin were making a stencil, then when we finished he took out some four lokos and drank one. Then we decided to go put up the stencil, and ended up being out for like half an hour tagging near his house. Then we got back, he fell asleep, and I kept drinking alone. So I got really drunk and stayed out for hours in 30 degree weather doing drunken tags. Then I got chased by a homeless guy. I made it back to his house and oassed out on the kitchen floor. Great night
When I began drinking, I had 30 euro on me, when I woke the next day in my friend's house the 30 euro was no more. I ask my friends who took it, apparently I had demanded I go to the chipper, bought 30 euro worth of pizza and chips and threw them at passing cars. I do not remember this at all but it definitely happened lol.
I was visiting a friend of mine in a far away place... Got fuckin' schwasted at this party a couple days after I landed in. Still fucked from the jetlag and altitude change... Bought a big bottle of soco for a party.. Shoved it down the front of my pants and covered it with my hoody, walked in... i killed half the bottle at this party under the table... almost immediately... before anyone noticed. Met tons of people while eating jello shots and chainsmokin... lots of fine lookin' ladies there, by now im social as fuck, proceeded to mack like a champ, made out with this one slutty chick... she had to leave though but i didnt give up on the evening... attracted this different chick like a fucking supermagnet (Turns out its one of my friends best friends xD), broke free from the party, found a nice spot down the road in her dads van, stumbled down there, fell into the van basically... (so did she onto me ironically) closed the back door, had mindblowing sex, boxed the van... and got back to the party after some mushy mushy shit... and i was feelin sober by the time i left. My friend i was visiting was FUBAR by now from the mass alcohol she was offered throughout the evening... its like she just couldnt stop... I held her hair back for like 30 minutes while she yacked. Got props from pretty much everyone who actually gave a shit about her for caring for her.... met a ton of chill people (one of them whom actually writes which was all the better because the girl I got with had left by now) Smoked many more blunts and socialized... typical boring party shit...drank even more while my friend layed down for a bit... stupidly realized she wasnt gonna wake up and be able to drive us anywhere (im sitting here realizing that i was in that van for 4 hours)... turns out she was okay... just unable to use her motor skills. Waited an hr or so til the party died down... then carried her passed out ass to the car, lit a blunt of my own thinkin if im going to jail for DWI/DUI might as well be blazed. called the girl i met for directions, and drove like 20 miles through a city ive never even navigated on my own krunk as fuck... the girl i drove home snapped to conciousness, rolled down the window yacked at a red light about 20yds from a traffic stop (LUCKILY they didnt see her).. By now seeing cops EVERYWHERE pullin random cats over for anything they possibly could... only to find her mom being awake waiting for us... (6am by now) like why are you holding my daughter like that is she okay? I giggled and told her "i didnt drink but SHE did". Layed her in bed, got her water and food, then proceeded to crash. It was a good night. Woke up at about 2pm with no hangover and a serious urge to buy everything at carls jr. got with the same girl many more times the rest of the time i was there. I guess i really liked her. We don't talk anymore though due to me living elsewhere. That is just one of my many drunken tales.
I've had to do the same damn thing. Sometimes respecting your friend is not worth the circumstances you must endeavor later