you ordered aids right?

 

you suck at this. *pun intended*

 

fall down stairs please

 

"im gonna go paint"

 

whats that! *points away* FALCONNNN PUNCH!

 

http://amk-illuminati.blogspot.com.au/

 

wait... your not Jewish?

 

cabs on its way...

 

Your sister was better

 

light up that joint

 

Thank you, come again.

 

It it in yet?

 

shhh! my girlfriends calling.

 

i just shit myself

 

dont call me anymore
it hurts to pee
i faked that orgasm
piss on my chest

 

clean up the pus

 

You're not my girlfriend.....

 

hey, wheres that condom?
sorry, didnt use it

 

oh you were awake?