I love the street graffitis of Valparaiso



http://onegraffitiaday.blogspot.com

 

I pee at many rest stops, but I don't use the bathroom.

 

I tagged with sharpie mediums for at least half a year.

 

i REALLY want to try acid.
I do art outside of street art and I wonder what my stuff would look like / what I'd make whilst high.

 

^^ive always preferred fungus over acid.Its to in ur face for my blood,but as far as drugs go i fucking love canabis and opiates specifically morphine <3.

Random fact:
I shit standing up.

 

I've been playing video games ever since I was little (I play a lot of League of Legends now), I teach French and Latin and...I have been fighting in a full contact armored league for 8 years now (many concussions, broken bones and injuries have ensued lol)

 

My nipples can cut glass

 

^pics or it never happened.

I got shot in the frontal lobe in ww1.

 

I'M occasionally Late...

 

when I was getting my doctorate I almost got kicked out of school for allegedly "molesting" a baby dear at a the local fair, and while I spent 2 days in jail I got my ass kicked for being a "deer fucker"

 

But did you?

 

Oh deer!

 

spilled my drink on the deer, hopped the fence to clean it off the deer. then when guy running the petting zoo freaked out I tried to leave. didnt get very far, he accused me of rubbing the deer down for no reason. I wish I would have at least pulled my dick out...

 

G hippies will kill someone for a story to tell someone...its a fact.

 

I pee in the shower.
And I'm not even in it.

 

well..im fat

 

I have poor social skills.

 

Idk why but I like pissing in public Bathroom sinks

 

i completely hate being around other people for prolonged periods of time, but because of school and all that shiz im forced to, so i pretend i dont feel like brutally murdering every one around me '__'