so i woke up next to a dairy queen drive through with my pants down around my ankles and when i fart it smells like semen...should i be concerned?

 

Sounds like a lovely Sunday evening. Im sure you'll fart the Connie out eventually.

 

they said they would take me to dairy queen..but i think they meant to make me there dairy queen...

 

what can you do?

 

Embrace that dairy

 

Your signature lyric is so edgy I love it.

 

Just a head's up I posted some prize battles, $25 BS gift certificates.
http://www.bombingscience.com/graffitiforum/showthread.php?16603-Prize-battles

 

Shout out to the Bombingscience facebook group message! Currently posting selfies and jogging pants!

 

Jogging pants and stolen mercedes all day.

 

xanax and butt rape anyone?

 

Geez romance much?

 

romantic butt rape?

 

sounds fancy

 

5star hotel butt rape with a view of the swimming pool

 

better than behind the dumpster at the liquor store anal rape

 

hey that dumpster was where my mom had her "honey moon"

 

sounds like a cheap date. whats her #?

 

she will suck cock for nickels and smiles

 

Im really big on Taylor Swift right now fam