My IQ is slightly above average, 147, IQ testing isn't even that accurate.

 

I like fudge!

 

Ive put my balls in KFC fries once. made a hippie chick eat them.

 

peed on a chick in the shower then told her.

 

Mcing introduced me to graffiti, in a way...

I used to want to move to china when i turned 18, too many kungfu movies. Plus, i realized the chances of me moving out of county.

 

Ever since i saw the commercial of the ring, ive been scared as fuck to wash my hair in the darkness of my bathroom. Even when i keep my eyes open i feel for A Head emerging from my hair

 

I fucked all of your moms

 

i love ejaculating in donuts before i serve them to cops.

 

I'm 4'3. So i'm the size of a 6 year old. But i'm 18..
'Let the hobbit jokes come my way'

 

i do vocals for a death metal band...lol

 

Last time I checked, mine was about 382. Had a bad day though

 

I eat three eggs before every mission

 

I almost sharted my self the first time i went bombing haha

 

I am the "conservative" nightmare.
(I was born with a vagina, I have dyed hair, I'm not a Christian, I like other women, and I believe in global warming.)

 

I beat up a CCK officer yesterday.

 

first girl i've seen around here

 

I know. I think I'm the only other girl I've seen around here as well.
Another random fact, I guess:
I prefer the Reese's Puffs cereal dry.

 

I did not know you were a girl!

 

I once shitted in a hotels bed while trying to breathe with my butthole.