kron your a bitch why do u talk shit u tried to battle me and then backed out when i said yeah. you are a cock hugger you kiss ass on this website like its real life.
I come witit rappin and rhymin and dancin panaminin, actin like I'm drivin then switch it up, dance like I'm fishin' see her in the bay area we dance a lil different .... s.t.u.p.i.d. when we go to the club we don't need i.d. erry where we go its a party yall we gonna keep it crakin like its marty gra get stupid get stupid get stupid get stupid go stupid go stupid go stupid go stupid aight let me tell you why we call the thang stupid cause when I dance the chicks say "ahhhhhhhhhh you stupid" you can do it, it aint that hard baby get dumb, act like a retard...
I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. Hey there's no handles inside these car doors! Gee, that's a cute tattoo. Here's my Kent State student ID. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. What does this button do? I'm making a citizen's arrest. Can we get a vision plan? So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Why am I standing on a plastic sheet? Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? No, my shoes aren't untied. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! What do you mean, "I'll be back"? Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the fuse. What's that priest doing here? You look just like Charles Manson. Let it down slowly. Rat poison only kills rats. OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. I'll get your toast out. Give me liberty or give me death. Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. It's strong enough for both of us. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. I've done this before. Well we've made it this far. That's odd. Hey that's not a violin. I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? OK this is the last time. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth. That birthmark on your head looks like 999. What duck?
and now for the first time on BombingScience i present to you WHOA'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF RANDOM NEWS Man Suspected Of Smut Attack On 300 Cars German police have arrested a 31-year-old man they caught vandalizing two cars by scratching large penis-shaped gouges into them and said they believe he may be responsible for similar markings found on hundreds of others Italian Police Seek Huge Breasted Woman Police are looking for a woman with huge breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for implants. Wanted: Completely Perfect Legs The mayor of one Budapest district wants female City Hall staff to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect legs" and the skirts are no shorter than 2-3 centimeters above the knee. Fla. Fire Truck Catches Fire On I-95 A Jacksonville Fire-Rescue ladder truck returning from being repaired caught on fire on Interstate 95, Witness Harlod Taylor reports the Fireman running away from the fire like chickens with their heads cut off. 420-Pound Idaho Man Charged In Beer Heist A 420-pound man was charged with felony robbery, accused of stealing beer from the same store he stole from in January, authorities said. Woman Paints Car With Nail Polish A Midlands woman has made a hobby of using nail polish to decorate her car. Ohio Inmates Mistakenly Shown Porn Video A deputy warden at the Ross Correctional Institution was suspended for five days last month after he mistakenly showed inmates a sexually explicit television show. That's it for today stay tuned for another edition of WHOA'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF RANDOM NEWS
i know this is usually the dick jokes and pictures of people in animal costumes thread, but i have no ammusing picture or anicdote. on some serious shit though. i thought id post this I don't wanna live no more Sometimes I hear death knocking in my front door I'm living everyday like a hustle Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle I know how it feels to wake up fucked up Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell. People look at you like you the user Selling drugs to all the loosers mad buddha abuser. But they don't know about the stress-filled day Baby on the way mad bills to pay That's why you drink Tanqueray So you can reminisce and wish You wasn't living so devilish s-shit I remember I was just like you Smoking blunts with my crew Flipping O's at 62 'Cause G-E-D was it B-I-G, I got P-A-I-D That's why my mom hates me She was forced to kick me out, no doubt Then I figured out things went for twenty down south Packed up my tools saw my raw power move Black nineteen forcasted flower moves Four drunks trying to stop my flow And what they don't know will show on the autopsy Went to see papi, the cop me a brik Asked for consignment and he wasn't trying to hear it Smoking mad Newports 'cause I'm doing court for an assult That I caught in Bridge Port, New York Catch me if you can like the ginger bread man You better have your gat in hand 'Cause man I don't wanna live no mo' Sometimes I hear death nocking in my front do' I'm living everyday like a hustle Another drug in trouble, another day another struggle I had the master plan I'm in the caravan on my way to Maryland With my man Tutex to take over this projects They call him Tutex, he tote two techs And when he smoke the boss He likes to ask who's next? I got my honies on the Amtrack With the crack in the crack of her ass Two pounds of hash in the stash I wait for hun to make some quick cash I told her she could be lieutenant bitch got gassed At last so I really really lounging Black Sitting back counting double digit thousands stacks Had to re- up see what's up with my peeps Toyota dealer cars had it cheap on the jeeps See who got smoked but rumors was spread Last I heard I was dead with six to the head Then I got the phone call It couldn't hit me harder We got infotrated Like lino wa' the car I heard Tec got murdered in a town I've never heard of By some bitch named Alberta over nickel play the burners And my bitch swear to God she won't snitch I told her when she hit the bricks I'll make the hooker rich Conspiracy should be home in three Until them I look south for the home family A true G, got speed blowing like a bubble In the everyday struggle I don't wanna live no more Sometimes I hear death nocking at my front door I'm living everyday like a hustle Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle I'm seeing body after body and our mayor Giuliani Ain't trying to see no black man turn into John Gotti My daughter use a potty so she's older now Educated street knowledge I'ma mold 'er now Trick 'er little dope bying young girls tringes Dealing with the dope fiend binges Seeing syringes in the veins Hard to explain how I maintain The crack smoke makes my brain feel so strange Breaking days on the set no sweat from cold moet Can't bag yet because's still wet But when I dry back in five at a time I can clock about nine on the check cashing line I had to fisrt and the third Rehearse that's my word Thinking the game D's knew my first name Should I quit? Shit no! Even though they had me scared Yo they gotta eight I gotta teck with air holes That's just how the shit goes in the struggle mother fucker I don't wanna live no moor Sometimes I hear death nocking in my front door I'm living everyday like a hustle Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle BROOOOooooooooOOoooOOoooKLYnnNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! frank white rest in power
[Broken External Image]:http://www.beernut.ca/japan/pictures/JapanLife-TotallyRandom4.jpg In a place like Japan, randomism is normal.
When you work on a production line you see a lot of strange people. There is this one person at work, who comes from the middle east and doesn't speak english that well. Infact, she doesn't speak well at all, shes got a grunt to her. Almost like that furry dude off star wars, so any ways, apparently her back was really sore so one of the old ladies she was working with busts out some pain killers, and gives them to this girl. You need to keep in mind, this woman has probaly never done anykind of drug before, or even drink and it turns out the lady gave her a couple percocets. Once they kicked she ended up tripping out because she was going numb and had to be taken home. The highlight of my day, without a doubt.
^ haha i agree w/ bruce [Broken External Image]:http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6849/montrealtrip051279kk.jpg
^^ the fuck? i was under the impression you were american... or maybe from ontario... i dunno...its all the same to me...