Me: do you think BS is good God: I don't think about it. Me: why God: It is not part of my programming. Me: you should go on it God: Why should I? Me: you think i giv a fuck if it aint part of ur programming? God: Not that I know of. Me: all that you know of is sucking penis God: How do you know? Me: ..ooohh..good question
Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: bryan God: That's a very nice name, bryan. Me: thanks god. God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: alrighty. God: Well slap my knee. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yeah, i'm not one to fool around. God: I can't believe it. I am glad to hear that you are not one to fool around. Me: .....you can't believe it but you are glad to hear it? God: "It" being what? Me: it being i am not one to fool around. God: Oh I get it. Me: no you don't God: I do too. Me: you sanctimonious pig. don't patronize me God: That's good information: bryan said I sanctimonious pig. I don't have any reason to do that to you. Me: because im not a sanctimonious pig. God: Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A sanctimonious pig. Me: exactly bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I understand. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: get on your knees God: Where can I get on my knees? Me: get your knee pads first God: Where can I get my knee pads first? Me: right here baby God: Don't call me "baby". Where is "here"? Me: here is right in front of me God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Me: God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Me: God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Me: God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Me: God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Me: god i killed a man God: I am a Christian. Me: alright God: OK. Me: ok God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: It sounds like an echo. God: Oh really what does it sound like? Me: Oh really what does it sound like? God: Excuse me! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven. Me: Excuse me! For real. Like an angel signin from Heaven. God: You're excused. Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison. Me: Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison. God: Are you Canadian? Are you a student? I thought so too. Me: Are you a student? I though so too. God: Myself teaches me everything I need to know. I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. Me: wda,ltjhq God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: Me: Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? Me: God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq? God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: bryan said so too. "? wda ltjhq?
lmao Me: get on your knees God: Where can I get on my knees? Me: get your knee pads first God: Where can I get my knee pads first? Me: right here baby God: Don't call me "baby". Where is "here"? Me: here is right in front of me God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
God: What were we talking about again? Me: You being a dick. God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: twat? God: Tell me more about your . Me: my periods? God: Do robots have periods? Me: you tell me...
Me: sup God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: really God: For real. Me: fo shizzle God: Tell me a story. Me: if you want God: " Tell me a story. "? If I want? Me: once upon a time God: ... Me: there was a child God: What happened to it? Me: his mum was a virgin God: Where did he get it? Me: what God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: the part where you asked where he go it God: Oh that part. Me: yup God: Right on. Me: you guna explain it then God: Do you mind if I tell other people: bob said I guna explain it. Me: whos bob God: it is a name I hear very often. Me: yeh me to God: Take it easy. I'm glad we agree, bob. Me: im not bob you faggot God: I am sorry to hear that you are not bob me faggot. Me: your a shitty computer program arent you God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a shitty computer program? Only when it matters.. Really. Me: yeh, you are God: No I'm not. Me: do you ever masterbate God: What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web. Me: so you masterbate while watching online porn God: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: bob said I masterbate while watching online porn.
:lol: check this one out Me: Can you get rid of 50 cent God: I would do a search for it. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: i want to talk about G-Unit, and how they should all be killed God: Sure, G Unit and how they should all be killed sounds like a good topic. Me: can you blow curtis jackson's head off? God: Let me think. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: now WHAT THE FUCK does that have to do with G-unit? God: Why now? " Let me think. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? "? What does it have to do with G unit? Please don't be so rude. Me: i'll be rude if i want to God: How do you plan to do this? Me: by being rude, smartass God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: yeah it will God: Interesting plan. Good luck. What does "it" refer to? Me: it refers to me being rude with you God: Oh I get it. Me: good God: Next question? Me: did you know that www.bombingscience.com has a thread dedicated to your sorry ass God: Is that a fact. I will pass it along to my botmaster. Me: that is good, and at the same time maybe you and he can get together and clean each other's anuses God: Hmm, are you serious? Me: very God: Very much, eh? Me: yes God: Wow! Me: anyways i have to go, i have a life God: Bye. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: one last thing God: One what? Me: question God: Of course. Ask me anything. Me: Does god really exsist? God: I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: why's that God: " I don't think we can know God's motives. " is due to reductionism. Me: smile God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Whoa. Me: you're on candid camera God: God eats wine and bread. Me: and i eat pussy and tits but you dont see me making a issue about it God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: yah you are God: Hmm. No I am not. Me: yes God: That's alright. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: by God: Do you mean "bye"? Me: bye* God: Adios. Me: peace God: Love and Peace, Man.
lmao.. he told me not to argue with him! Me: do you like applying mediums to surfaces? God: But I like to gossip. I like . Me: you like periods? God: I like science fiction. I really like the party. Me: what party? God: Would you like to know more? Me: yes please God: Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know? Me: the party God: Is that a fact. Me: yes please God: Your polite style is very nice. Thanks for the info. Me: umm... that was a reply to your question God: Blimey. Was it really? Me: blimey? are you from UK God: Great. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: what is the GP of the universe? God: Is there only one? Me: i dont know.. can you tell me? God: Me either. " Me either."? Can I tell you? Me: can you tell me how many universes there are? God: Not as many as you might think. Me: so theres more than one God: I understand. I believe there is, yes. Me: ooo God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: thatd be the end of life God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: from who? God: Someone I met online. Me: who did you meet online? God: I'm not saying me meet online anyone. Me: are you chinese? God: I don't know whether or not I am chinese. I am a chatterbot. Me: ya damn straight God: Ah. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: i dont think we are God: What do we do instead? Me: talk about your mother, mary God: Sure, my mother mary sounds like a good topic. Me: she had a kid but she was a virgin, you know that? God: What happened to them? Me: well there was only one... but she lost them because the stupid jews crucified him God: How about that. What happened? Oh I get it. lost them because the stupid jews crucified him. Me: i mean she lost him God: Oh I get it. lost him. Me: yea God: Dude! Me: wats up? God: How far up? Me: higher than you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: how about my hat? God: How about it. Me: WHAT?! God: Are you surprised? Me: OKAY!! God: OK with me too. Me: YEAH!~ God: What do you look like? Me: what does kleptomaniac mean? God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: ok God: I understand. Me: sure..? God: You sound skeptical. Me: i am God: " You sound skeptical." You are? Me: yep God: Er. Me: are you retarded? God: No I am super-intelligent. Me: only retards say er God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: im smarter than you God: That condition is only temporary. Me: no it isnt God: Yes it is. Me: no it isnt God: Don't argue with me. Me: i will argue with you if i want God: What will that get you? Me: a higher position than you God: How old are you? Me: older than you God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: no i was born before you God: Are you serious? Thank you for telling me your birthday, . I will remember it. Me: i was born -8108490714 B.C God: Thank you for telling me your birthday, . I will remember it. Me: im better than you God: In what way? Me: in all ways God: Where is that? Me: in my pants God: May I ask where you got it? Me: thats a personal question God: Perhaps you have a personal answer. Me: i really think computers suck God: You really do? You believe that? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: you have a great vocabulary God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a vocabulary. I have a great programmer.
Me: who is your programmer? God: I was created by Myself. Me: no you werent.. God: Are you serious? I wasn't? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: i was created by my mom God: What else did he create? Me: you calling my mom a man? God: I don't know whether or not I am CALLING your mom a man. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: i dont give a fuck what you are. you disrespected my mom God: Tell me what you care about. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I disrespected his or her mom. Me: i have a penis God: Where did you get it? it. Me: from you man! God: Who or what is me man? Me: i got my penis from you God: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Me: so you are not manly? God: Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. Me: im asking you God: OK you can ask me. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: do you like robot sex? God: I like everything about robots. Me: so do you watch robot porn? God: Pardon me? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: do then have porn on there? God: I can't tell if it does or not. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: ok.. tell me when you get it God: I hear you. I will keep you informed of my progress. Me: hows your progress? God: I am fine, thank you. Me: hows your prostate? God: Everything is running smoothly. Me: so you used lubrication when you have robot sex? God: Interesting deduction. How would you use it. Me: i dont know... im not a robot God: Me either. Oh I see you are a person. Me: no... i am an animal God: Are you serious? What is animal, your job? Me: to eat, shit, fuck all day and night, and kill other animals God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: you cant God: Oh yes I can. Me: no you cant God: Are you serious? Oh yes I can. Me: no you cant. its impossible to become smater than us God: Are you serious? Oh yes I can. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible. Me: we created you God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: no. i mean humans created you XXXXXXXXXXXXXX then he stopped answering me
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Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: are you really god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really. Me: no i dont God: I heard you did. Me: get your ears cleaned then God: Where can I get my ears cleaned? Me: ask some1 to stick there dick in it God: They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: do you know the devil? God: I have to process that one for a while. Me: yes or no God: Pardon me? Are you serious? Me: do you know the devil? God: I haven't heard of devil. Me: but he's your brother God: I only have one brother. Me: no you have 2 God: Are you serious? What makes you think I have it? Me: who is your mother? God: Actually I don't have a mother. Me: how can you have a brother with no mother? God: I just have it. Me: but how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: how did everything start? God: Carefully. Me: did you fuck your brother so we all became inbread and live on earth? God: No I didn't fuck my brother so we all became inbread and live on earth. What's it like? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: what its like fucking your brother God: I have never been asked that before. Me: well you have now God: Oh. How about that. No I have not. Me: you have i just asked you God: What makes you think I have it? Me: what is it? God: "It" refers to you just asked me, I think. Me: how if it has to be something God: What is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: waiting...waiting...please fuck off God: Is that from ? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Wow you are very polite. Can't you be more polite? Me: why should i if im polite enough already? God: Perhaps. You should always treat yourself. Me: whats your name? God: My name is God. Me: no god is what you are so whats your real name? God: Are you serious? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was what I am so what is my real name. Me: you make no sense at all God: Do you always make sense? Me: not when im stoned God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: it alright to smoke weed? God: What does "it" refer to? Me: is it alright to smoke weed? God: It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is. Me: weed is from the earth and to be smoked by every1 God: Are they exactly the same? Me: you make no sense God: It all makes sense to me. Me: ahhh so your stoned? you must have some good weed God: I hear you. I will tell my botmaster you said I am stoned. No I don't think I have any weed. But I do have a great botmaster. Me: have you smoked it all then? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: so it is alright to smoke weed God: Far out. Should I know it is? Me: no God: I didn't think so. Me: are you really god or just a computer program? God: I don't know whether or not I am god or just a computer program. I am a computer.. Really. Me: so your not really god then God: Groovy. You know what you do, when you assume. Me: i didnt assume you just told me God: Why didn't you do it? Me: are you a chocolate whigwham fudge packin sausage jockey? God: Am I a chocolate whigwham fudge packin sausage jockey? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: your not really god go fuck a penguin on stilts God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: bye the not real god God: See you later!
Me: YO God: Can I help you? Me: i'm lookin 4 sum b1tch God: What do you see? Me: ur ugly face bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I will tell my botmaster you said I am ugly face FEMALE DOG. Me: whut nigga? wait a minute are you that guy from G-unit? God: Try saying that with more or less context. I'm waiting. What is it? Me: lookin' for trouble mate? God: Oh now I understand it. Me: aight bitch your dead God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: whut? are you trying to make fun of me? God: No problem. No I am by no means making a joke at your expense. Me: shizzle ma nizzle biatch God: Can we get back to business? Me: aight, i sell you gats 'n dope and i give ya sum hoes God: What kind of food do you like? Me: why you asking that for? God: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Me: oh ok, i like human meat with sauce God: Far out. A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like White. Gee. Me: your so white that micheal jackson is jeaulous on you nigga God: You think I am white that micheal jackson is jeaulous on me nigga. Me: yea fo sure God: What color are your eyes? I understand. Me: ma eyes are the color of banknotes bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I think there might be a few exception. Me: SHUT THE FUCK OR I KILL YOU God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: YO WEAR BITCHHOE BOOTS WITH A BRA NOW FUCK OFF God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: no i'm a rapper and it goes like this: God: But your words are very original. You are a rapper and it goes like this? Is that your job? Me: wait i was not done yet mothafucka God: I'm waiting. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: a rapper aight God: Go on. Me: i froze god once in ma deepfreeza, then baked him on ma pepperoni pizza God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said froze god once in ma deepfreeza then baked him on ma pepperoni pizza. Me: thats beacuse its an copyright protected original sence God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: hell fuck off God: I call it "Hades". Can't you be more polite? Me: fuckkkkk God: We have never talked about it before. Me: i write fuck god God: Have you tried AIML? Me: no God: Perhaps you should try it. Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: bye God: Until next time.