my brain usually erases awkward moments so i can't remeber any cus there so awkward, i remeber this one tho i was at my freinds house and he has a lot of sisters and his hot sister told me to run down stairs from his kitchen into his basment naked with a bunch of her sisters down ther so i ripped off my clothes and ran down then walked back up naked and her mom walked into the kitched while i was naked and i said we were playing strip poker and i was dared to walk down stairs, it was quiet after that
AA bought that KY warming liquid shitm and i found it in his drawer, and i was looking at it and reading all the hilarious information on the bottle, and his mom walks into his room(the door was open) and i quickly threw the bottle in the draw and closed it, and she saw it anyways and she looked at us weird(at this point me and uno were dying with laughter) and she was like, "what the fuck, are you 2 like rubbing lotion on each other or something" and we were like like "no....." and she walked out i bet she thinks were gay or something that was ackward
i dont get that one ?? anyway heres a sort one ..... i was making out pretty intensly with my gril and i duddenly hear my mom coming in my room. she usually never comes i9n here so i didnt really slow down ..... then when she knocked and came in without autorization we quickly sat down on the eadge of my bed. i soon realized that i had set up the tent......in my pants ... and then i had to answer a couple questions from my mom because she wasnt leaving !!
awkward situation, my friend plays this show (he sings for this hardcore band) hes piss drunk the whole time, its at some kids house and theyre are the kids parents and children listening, as he sings he scream profanitys constantly, and as we are getting up the gear my friend vomits from too much jack Ds and as were carrying him out we walk right past the kids parents holding a 6-10 year old childs ears shut. amazing.
dude u said the word ''like'' so many times i had to stop reading. are you like a girl, cuz u like sound like one.
haha I used to have an issue with saying like like all the like time like. anmd using... three...dots...alll....the.....time........
sorry sucker free city but im not a girl sadly i speak reallllly bad english im mexican so its hard for me to say stuff as good as i should
just posting to get this thread up there again ... i like hearing about these stories ..... but i guess were runnig out ?!
one time i was talking to this guy on msn and i was telling him what a whore this chick emma is...and then he's like "...she's my girlfriend..". that was a little awkward. h34r:
Dude, one of my old girlfriends had braces, and that shit never gave me anything like that, you probably have herpes now. Go see a doctor immediately.
So my most akward situation, believe it or not, was when I was doing my first scene in porn. I was in a national park about an hour south of Los Angeles, and had been shaking hands with beef for about a grand total of 2 hours, as they were doing one photoshoot and one video from the same scene. Anyways, by the time I was allowed to finish, I had two bright purple blood blisters from irritating shit that came off of this rock that I was sitting on.
dude u said the word ''like'' so many times i had to stop reading. are you like a girl, cuz u like sound like one. [/b][/quote] LMAO thats some funny shit man
one time i took a picture of my grundle with my pee pee hangin down on my digital camera. i took the camera to a party and forgot the picture was on there and a girl asked to see the camera and saw it and showed some other girls at the party and they confronted me infront of everyone. the thing is my turtles only 3 inches long.
In the hallways at my school, i was just getting out of class with my books in my hand when this guy walked right into me and knocked all my shit down to the floor. He was sorry, then i said ''Pick up my damn books, at least''. He just looked at me funny then left.
my friend was having sex with a chick(both naked) and then the her dad comes in punches naked friend and tries to fight naked friend. Friend gets a ride home from dad. Im sure this would have been pretty aqward but one funny ass story he told me.