drunk off my ass at a party and me and the girl i came with decide to go outside. To make a long story short she starts sucking my dick and is so fucked up that she ends up missing and poking herself in the eye giving herself a black eye. Then the next morning i get a call from her best friend asking how she got a black eye, and i had to sit there and explain what happened that night... AWKWARD AS SHIT
one of my most awkward situations, besides havin gf's mom walk in on you, was when i was going to pick up some weed for my gf's sister, because i could get great weed at the time. So i waltz downstairs, and spotting here sister seated (alone i thought) in the living room, announced that i was going to get the weed, and could i have the twenty dollars from her for the weed. So she turns around and looks at me really strangly, so i was like wats wrong? She doesnt say a word, just points across the room towards her mother, who had been sitting in the shadows the whole time. So at this point i dont know that her mom doesnt care about weed, so i just kind of stood in the living room, wishing id learned how to teleport. My most awkward moment
haha, just a good thing she didn't care, my mom is such a bitch about me smoking. One of my friends had his mom on the phone (his cell) and he told his mom to hold on a sec (so he could take his hit from the blunt) and after he did his thing, he said he forgot his mom was on the phone, and it was still open in his lap, and by the time he remembered she was still there, him and his buddies were already talking about weed and shit and his friends were like pass the blunt and shit, so his mom heard the whole conversation, and that was how he got caught the first time haha. Must have been so odd and embarassing to have your mom find out like that.
i remember when me and my homie used to smoke weed, he got cought one time, and his mom came over to tell my parents about me and him smoking, and how they should look into getting me a drug test.all i could do was stair at the floor.
this fat kid our friend always asks if he can go tagging with us he fuckin sucks so much and cant run away for shit , and if the stupid cunt gets caught he expects us to come back and help him and im not much of a fighter its so awkward saying no so we just say yes and dont phone him lol
walking through the woods coming out from a spot, and i look to my right and theres a bum reading the paper taking a shit. put my hands in my Vest pockets and unlatched the balisong incase he got roudy. he didnt, but for a moment when i first saw him i stopped walking for a couple seconds and couldnt stop staring him in the face. most ackward moment of my life
Once i was talking a shit and my girlfriend called...akward I had to make up an excuse to call her later. =D Nah...Im just joking that never happend, id be wierd if it did though. The most akwardest shit that ever happened to me was, I was chillin' with some friends and alot of fine girls so I was able to get one back with me for a ride. Shit happened and next thing you know she's feeling on my nuts so I slide down to take off her capris and panties and when they come off, shits fucking hairy and it about made me throw up. Shit sucked cause I was ready to grind...I had to tell her I forgot my rubbers and didnt wanna risk it. Dont get me wrong some hair isnt that bad but then you gotta stop to find the hole shit aint right
so i got my gf bent over on my bed naked (my bedroom is in the basement) and my sister opens the door and comes down the stairs so i just sit down and slip my dick in my shorts and she just covers herslef wiht the blanket shitty deal was i was busting a nut as i put my shit awayanyway my sister gets down the stairs smiles at me and i kinda gave her this sketchy smile (trying to keep a staight face when your busting a nut isnt easy) and then she just grabbed some shit of out the freezer and went back upstairs...didnt relize a thing...
damn probably about 7 or 8 years ago...I was at an amusement park(I was 12-13) w/ some friends and we met a couple of girls we knew...I had a hole in my pocket which allowed for easy access to my balls for me to scratch inconspicuously I noticed that my zipper was open when the two girls in front of me were staring at my crotch with their mouths open...they saw EVERYTHING..hahha they didn't say shit but later I told my friends and it gave us a nice laugh...the girls were never the same around me.
these are cool man i'll post mine l;ater i'm at school now so i really just want to read more embarrasing stories.
my mom caught me drunk, and she had to give me a ride home... pretty awkward it really sucked too, cuz now i have to be home right after shcool
yeah dude...thats bulshit...unless you were liek skullfucking her and hit her in the eye she wouldnt get a black eye from accidentally hitting your dick oin it, the head of it is soft...def woudlnt give a black eye
most akward shit...too fucki nweird to say it actualyl saddnes me to recall it...but weirdest ill tell I was at the beach with my firends and this reatard in our grade wlaks up to us with her hadn in her fuckin bating suit lifts her arm up to point to some shit nad had hairy ass armpits also had pubes sticking oput the bathign suit...and she had a shaved head at this point casue she had got surgery about a month earlier...wish i had a lfick of it to put on ebaums world...also the other day in school two retards were cranking sean paul songs off their cell phone and grindign each otehr too it in the gym before first block...also priceless shit wish i had a camera phone to put it on ebaums world or just to sell...
haha i do that shit lal the time liek right after i just said time i went to put three dots just out of habbit(just did it agian had to erase and right this)
Bustin a nut when someone walks in fucking SUCKS ASS. Had the same thing happen to me when my ex's sister walked in. Tucked that shit in so fast i busted and sat there while my face frosting is getting all over the inside of my pants. I about fucking Cried...
my and my boiz was token it up and i jsut got busted 4 mj and they kepp shit goin till i got back so i go down stairs 4 were we toke it up and im sittin there wit r ghetto bong and hittin and his mom walks down and opens the door smiles and askes if we want cookies or a cake and im sittin there like im doin durgs and the only thing u got 2 say is cookies or cake (when i was busted she foudn them smokin and was ight wit it and i didnt know this) so im holind my breathe and the bong is now hidin behind me and when she left they told me im like wtf!