Drivers Licence A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
why did joe fall off the swing cause joe was a fish why did hte plane crash into the mountain? cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.
lololol i love baby jokes heh so cruel but funny :lol: anyways heh...ive got nothing against babies but if u got more just go ahead haha
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? -Nothin you already told her twice. How do you tell if an asian has robbed your house? -Your homework is done, your computer is fixed , but an hour later the fucker is still trying to back outta your driveway.
when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.
why are black peoples palms white? cuz when god sprayed em black they had their hands on the hood of a cop car.
why do mexicans put those tiny chain steering wheels in their lowriders? so they can drive with the handcuffs on.
Why did hitler kill himself? -He got the gas bill What did hitler get his niece for her birthday? -An easy bake oven Dont hate me!!!